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Darwin Award Candidate of the Year

Dean

Okay, he didn't actually kill himself, but:

AAAAAAAAAUUUUGGGHHHH!!!.

I guess he one-upped Jeff at Dog Snot Diaries.

(Via Sandi.)

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Patrick Chester (mail):

Oh, I doubt he's going to pass his genes to the next generation, so he qualifies. O_O;;

11.28.2005 6:27am

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Xrlq (mail) (www):

Patrick's right - you don't have to kill yourself to get a Darwin, you just have to render yourself incapable of reproducing. I second the nomination.

11.28.2005 9:35am

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Dean Esmay:

I have to admit, he should get a special "chutzpa" award all his own. The, "holy crap dude, you did what? With what?" award.... I mean, the words "blunt wire cutters" will never leave my head!

11.28.2005 10:03am

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John_B (mail) (www):

While the Irish + Drink story is well known, there's clearly a hidden story involving the Welsh + Drink + Sports.

We need some Welsh bloggers on this...

11.28.2005 11:37am

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Sandi (www):

Dean, I do appreciate the occasional link, but please use PowerBlogs instead of my old Blogger archives. It changed about a year ago, but I assume it's because that is what you have in your blogroll.

11.28.2005 12:03pm

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MaryJ:

OOOOoouuuuuccccHHH! GROSS, what an IDIOT! Being a woman, I can not imagine this as deeply as you guys can, but this guy is sick! And that is in the physical and mental!

11.28.2005 5:08pm

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Hank Barnes (mail):

I'm still yukking it up over the last sentence:

"I can't have kids now but still want a family - maybe I'll adopt."

LOL. Of course, if his adopted kids turn out to be morons as well, then that would, once again, raise that old debate about nature v. nurture......:)

Barnes, Hank

11.28.2005 5:18pm

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Dean Esmay:

John: He claims to have been sober when he did it.

Sandi: Your comment account uses that, which is where I got it. I just right-clicked the "WWW" next to your name and chose "copy," I didn't even look at it. I edited your comment account to reflect the new URL, you might want to do that yourself for any comment accounts you have elsewhere.

Hank: First thing I wondered was what woman would marry him? He'd need that to be a credible adoption candidate.

11.28.2005 5:31pm

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Sandi (www):

Ah thanks Dean. I didn't even think about the comment account being the old one.

This guy really was stupid, and if people can really be this dumb then maybe the VHEM (Voluntary Human Extinction Movement) people are more serious than I thought.

11.28.2005 6:12pm

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M. Scott Eiland (mail):

Someone needs to introduce this guy to Denis Leary. :-)

11.28.2005 6:13pm