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What is Salsa?

Resolved: "Salsa" was originally a cheap substitute for ketchup when during World War II the government limited industrial tomato usage. Now, poseur condiment that it is, Salsa and its devious allies pretend to have a righteous place on our dinner table.

Trickery! Trickery!

Discuss.

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Sandi (www):
Salsa has a righteous place on the table, but it better be in the small indvidual dipping dipping dish. You put a community bowl, or (god forbid) the jar on the table, and you are uncouth and should be slapped as a fool. ;)
11.15.2005 8:19pm
triticale (mail) (www):
I just read that sushi was originally food for street laborors who weren't worth the expense of cooking the little bit of fish tucked into their sticky rice.
11.15.2005 8:20pm
Bill Dooley:
A cheap substitue for ketchup?

Blasphemer! Salsa stands head and shoulders above other condiments. The Irish and Polish have nothing to offer in its stead. Trust me, I've been there.
11.15.2005 9:04pm
zach.:
well...it wasn't invented during wwii.
it's a bit of apples and oranges to compare it with ketchup and mustard. there's nothing like a good, coarse-ground mustard, but i wouldn't put it on a tortilla.
11.15.2005 9:09pm
Bill Dooley:
Hey, if we're talking mustard, Colman's, in the yellow tin from England, will bring tears of joy to anyone's eyes. I think Chinese restaurants use it and pretend it's theirs.
11.15.2005 9:20pm
Bill Dooley:
Dean, you are a shameless provacateur, but that's what I like about you. You never do it in a bad way. I would know.
11.15.2005 9:31pm
Martin L. Shoemaker (www):
Oh, come on, Dean... Seinfeld did this schtick already. And I know I'm in the minority, but I hate Seinfeld (the show, not the comedian -- on his own, he's OK).

And here I had such great respect for you...
11.15.2005 9:51pm
Steven Malcolm Anderson (www):
Triticale wrote:
"I just read that sushi was originally food for street laborors who weren't worth the expense of cooking the little bit of fish tucked into their sticky rice."

I never knew I was a member of the Japanese proletariat. I love sushi. The workers have nothing to lose but their sushi. They have more sushi to win. Pho, too. Workers of the world, eat up!
11.15.2005 10:13pm
Bill Dooley:
I think Shoemaker must explain himself. As everyone knows, Dean is a jerk, but we must know exactly how.

Shoemaker???

Bill
11.15.2005 10:15pm
Joy McCann (Attila Girl) (mail) (www):
The Third Edition of the Food Lover's Companion gives us this:

salsa: The Mexican and Spanish word for "sauce," which can signify cooked or fresh mixtures. Salsa cruda is "uncooked salsa"; salsa verde is "green salsa," which is typically based on tomatillos, green chilies and cilantro. Salsas can range in spiciness from mild to mouth-searing. Fresh salsas are located in a market's refrigerated section. At home, they should be tightly covered and refrigerated for up to 5 days. Unopened cooked salsas can be stored at room temperature for up to 6 months; once opened, refrigerate them for up to 1 month.


Salsa can beat up ketchup with one hand tied behind its back.
11.15.2005 10:17pm
Robert B.:
Dean: you are *so* on a roll with this.
11.15.2005 10:22pm
B. Durbin (www):
Heck, both salmon and lobster used to be lower-class foods. Laborers in the Pacific Northwest could write into their contracts a limit on the number of times they were served salmon ("trash fish") and in Little Women, the class-conscious sister nearly dies of embarrassment when she has to own up to purchasing a lobster for a salad.
11.15.2005 10:23pm
Bill Dooley:
Robert B:

The simple-minded among us can be taken up with simple topics. I plead guilty.
11.15.2005 10:28pm
Jay Solo (mail) (www):
Dean, you picante be serious with salsa these posts condiment to provoke commentary. You mustard been running out of blogging material we'd relish, but you mayo not realize it'll ketchup with you after a while.
11.15.2005 10:39pm
Sean Kinsell (mail) (www):
Dean's still talking about ketchup? Must be a slow week in politics.

triticale:
"I just read that sushi was originally food for street laborors who weren't worth the expense of cooking the little bit of fish tucked into their sticky rice."

Kind of OT, but that's almost 180 degrees opposite of the usual story you hear, which is that fish was layered on vinegared rice to ferment and thus preserve it quickly; afterward, the fish was eaten and the rice thrown away. Actual raw fish was supposedly first used by some chef who didn't have enough properly fermented fish for his diners and improvised. A few hundred years later, and you get Nobu. One occasionally reads that sushi is originally Chinese, not Japanese, because the fish preservation method originated in China. I'm sure the Koreans have claimed to have invented it at some point, too.

As far as the original point of debate goes, I'm sure this is my Mid-Atlantic jingoism showing, but what would people be serving salsa for on the dinner table?
11.15.2005 11:11pm
MaryJ:
Once again Jay, you are funny. Well, clever and funny. That is good.

Bill, yep us simple minded folk need a break from serious issues.

That's interesting about WWII, and the tomato usage.
11.15.2005 11:13pm
MaryJ:
Dean says...What is Salsa!?! It is a sexy dance! Dah...
11.15.2005 11:20pm
Dean Esmay:
Sean: I use salsa on a lot of things actually. Certainly it's good for chips, but it's great on tacos or burritos, some sandwiches, etc. You can use it for anything you'd use ketchup for, actually.
11.16.2005 11:18am
Joy McCann (Attila Girl) (mail) (www):
And chicken used to be an expensive, high-class food--strictly for high rollers. New production methods changed that.
11.16.2005 2:26pm
jaymaster (mail):
Salsa on hotdogs is great!
11.16.2005 6:15pm
Martin L. Shoemaker (www):
Bill,

One of the many Seinfeld bits that people keep endlessly repeating to me (and honestly, as much as I hate the show, people who quote from it are nearly as annoying) has Jerry and George debating the sudden appearance of salsa everywhere. Now it's entirely possible that Dean made his comments completely unaware of the Seinfeld bit; but still, he set off my anti-Seinfeld reaction. Ugh. And I usually expect Dean to be much more clever and inventive than Seinfeld.
11.16.2005 10:25pm
Joy McCann (Attila Girl) (mail) (www):
I'm from SoCal. Nothing sudden about salsa.
11.17.2005 12:34am
Ken Hall (www):
Hot dogs, quesadillas, the occasional grilled chicken breast....
11.18.2005 2:25pm
Timothy Snyder:
In Korean, "salsa" literally means diarrhea. Sorry, it's true.
11.19.2005 2:34pm