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Frustrating Story On Cheerleaders

Jeff Quinton has up a frustrating story on two Carolina Panthers cheerleaders arrested for sexual activity in a bathroom stall in a bar.

Why frustrating? So few details. So, so few details...

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Dave (mail):
In the interests of err, ah, proper investigation of these er, ah, charges, we the jury er, ah, request an extensive live recreation of the events in question.

Multiple times, of course, so we can note the details, just to make sure the charges are accurate.
11.7.2005 8:44am
Steven Den Beste (mail) (www):
But the most important detail was given: ...with each other...

Yowzah!
11.7.2005 10:13am
maor (mail):
The less details we gave about bathroom stalls in bars, the better. Or perhaps you weren't referring to that sort of detail.
11.7.2005 10:29am
Mike "Veeshir" Fisher (mail):
Yeah, they never seem to cover these stories fully enough for me either. I mean, as a man how am I supposed to understand if they don't give me the details? Since the WND story is about something that happened in a school, there might even be some surveillance video of some encounters they could show us.
But nooooo, I have to go to saphi... err, nevermind.
11.7.2005 11:00am
Martin L. Shoemaker (www):
Nitpick time: they weren't arrested for the sexual activity. They were arrested for assaulting the woman who interrupted the sexual activity.

Can you say "catfight"?
11.7.2005 11:45am
Steven Malcolm Anderson (www):
That is what I love. Beautiful women worshipping each other's beauty.
11.7.2005 1:12pm
Bill Sadusk (mail):
Is this a great country or what?
11.7.2005 3:39pm
TallDave (mail) (www):
I think there's clearly room for some enterprising blogger to "fill in the blanks."
"Oh, Angela," breathed Renee. "You know just how to touch my pom-poms. Give me a Y, give me an E, give me an S, YES! YES! YES!"
11.7.2005 6:58pm
maggie may - labrat:
Never hold up the line in a women's bathroom. Drunken women HAVE TO PEE NOW!!!!!!

Cardinal sin.
11.8.2005 8:02am