The Holy Spirit--On Acid!
Dean
The newest entry in the "products every pastor should have" catalog: the glow-in-the-dark Bible. Perfect for those Halloween homilies where you turn all the church lights off, stick a flashlight under your chin, and scare the bejeezus into the kids.
Then if that doesn't work, you can scare the devil out of them with the Fire Bible.
(You know the sad thing is, I'm one of those people who's very tempted to buy products like these just to have as conversation pieces. But then, I've been sorely tempted more than once to buy an Origami Boulder, so you know there's something wrong with me.)
Have y'all seen the Air Guitar over on eBay? Never let it be said the British do not have a sense of humour. :)
Here, I thought I was using a relatively little known new translation of the Bible for daily reading, but apparently it has become big enough to be kitchified. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!