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Female Security Guards

LaShawn argues over at VodkaPundit that no woman should ever guard a violent male felon.

I agree with her, but I don't think she takes it far enough. Let's think this through: we only want the best physical specimens with the maximum amount of upper-body strength guarding our inmates. We want the largest amount of brawn, the apogee of sheer physical power.

This brings me to the conclusion that no white people should be allowed to become corrections officers. We should only be recruiting blacks and Samoans for these jobs.

Hey! What'd I say? Why's everybody looking at me like that?

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Harkonnenmutt (mail) (www):
white's and latino rule the Ultimate Fighting Championships
3.16.2005 5:38pm
M. Scott Eiland (mail):
Joy, if you put your tongue any farther in your cheek you'll sprain it. :-)
3.16.2005 6:18pm
Jason G. (from Doji Grovesai) (mail) (www):
Harkonnenmutt has a point. Above and beyond UFC, for a very long time, K-1 was white only. I think it's more diverse now, but the winner is usually white or asian.

Wrestling (not WWE) is also predominately white.

Not that you don't have a point, Joy (both valid and humorous). I'm just saying, is all.
3.16.2005 6:19pm
Harkonnenmutt (mail) (www):
me too, I'm just saying :)
3.16.2005 6:20pm
triticale (mail) (www):
Simpler solution. Violent felons should always be guarded by two individuals, one of whom could be a small female but who is at the seven yard distance average for defensive shootings, and armed with a tightly-choked shortbarrel shotgun.
3.16.2005 6:22pm
Jos Metadi (mail):
How about we use our brains for something other than ballast and actually keep the prisoners in effective restraints? Sure, seeing the defendant in cuffs is going to slightly bias the jury... but probably less than the fact that the defendant needs to be in court to begin with.

Then we can worry about adding an extra guard or requiring the guard be the same size or larger.
3.16.2005 7:03pm
ap0c (mail):
UFC is brutal. I'd wager that most of the top heavyweights would kick the fargin' crap out of the best heavyweight boxers. Sorry for wasting this space.:)
3.16.2005 8:18pm
maggie may - labrat:
Personally, I know a couple of fairly small women that he would have been a fool to take on. My pankration instructor's wife comes to mind. A lethal weapon in a petite and harmless looking package. Training, training, training - how many of these guards both male and female train regularly to stay on their guard and how many grow complacent when day after day the vast majority of these inmates are compliant? If you don't use your training you lose your edge. Anyone know if these guards have any kind of regular reinforcement of procedures and protocols and self defense??? I bet he could have done the same to just about any guard.
3.16.2005 8:29pm
IB Bill (mail) (www):
<i>Personally, I know a couple of fairly small women that he would have been a fool to take on. </i>

Extremely unlikely. A small male or female with excellent training against a big guy had better hit a fatal blow in the first or second shot; otherwise, it's over, and the small person will wish he/she never attempted it. In fighting, size and strength matter.
3.16.2005 9:48pm
Dave (mail) (www):
Samoans? Sounds good to me!
3.16.2005 10:19pm
Harkonnenmutt (mail) (www):
small woman against big highly motivated athletic man = butt whoopin' on small woman- sorry, but reality is reality.
3.16.2005 11:01pm
maggie may - labrat:
That's precisely my point Bill, if that guy made a move on Dale, she'd lay him out flat in one move. He wouldn't be running out of a courthouse, and he'd never know what hit him. Ever study pankration? I'm not talking about a couple of self-defense classes here. More like 20 years of intensive training.:)
3.16.2005 11:10pm
Xrlq (mail) (www):
Violent Muslim felons of average strength should be guarded by extremely brawny women.
3.16.2005 11:13pm
Chris Lansdown (mail) (www):
Bill,

Strength and size matter, but the human body is surprisingly fragile and unstable. That being said, you are talking about something like 20 years of hard training to get to the point where a small woman could reliably beat a large, brawny male, making it kind of useless for police work.

That being said, I don't get why physical strength every should have come into play. Why on earth should anyone be within 6' of the prisoner?

As the saying goes, "God made men, and Mr. Colt made them equal." The biggest guy in the world is no match for four 9mm bullets in his chest, which the smallest woman in the world could deliver providing she had the proper training, was well outside of arm's reach, and was prepared.
3.17.2005 12:23am
lindsey (mail):
"That being said, you are talking about something like 20 years of hard training to get to the point where a small woman could reliably beat a large, brawny male, making it kind of useless for police work."

And this is assuming the large male hasn't spent a lot of his time engaging in violence as well. With criminals, chances are, they've had some "training".
3.17.2005 1:29am
Casey Tompkins (mail) (www):
Actually, if you follow Michelle Malkin's thread on this, one of her correspondents makes some very cogent comments, including a list of mistakes made by that particular court in handling a known violent felon.

I have worked in law enforcement for nearly 18 years. I must disagree with your blog article regarding female officers in law enforcement. In the Atlanta case, the problem is not the use of female officers to escort prisoners, but rather a situation where improper procedures were used. Even a large male officer in good physical condition would have been unlikely to handle a prisoner like Nichols in a one on one fight.

It's for this reason that certain procedures need to be followed, including handcuffing protocols, working in pairs, video cameras for monitoring, etc. It appears from initial reports that a number of errors (or poor procedures) were made which contributed more towards Nichols escape than the use of a female deputy.

For example:

1) Nichols was previously caught with a sharpened object known as a shank. Additional security was apparently requested and not provided.

2) Nichols, a known violent offender, was escorted unhandcuffed.

3) Nichols was escorted by one officer when he should have been escorted by two or more officers. The fact that the one officer was significantly physically older and smaller should have been another reason to add a second or third officer to assist with the escort.

4) There does not appear to have been a "duress button" in place in the courtroom, which might have alerted armed officers to the situation earlier.

5) Atlanta courthouse procedures apparently limit the number of officers with firearms in the building. Thus, fewer armed officers were available to respond to any situation whereas if officers were allowed to have firearms, in the courthouse, there's a greater likelihood of sufficient force being present to prevent an escape.

I'm sure there are other errors that will be discovered during the subsequent investigation, but these are the first ones that I immediately noticed.

Over the course of my career, I've known female officers who are smarter and more capable than larger male counterparts. There is much more to law enforcement than simple physical strength or size. Playing to the stereotype that physical size or massive strength is required does a disservice to female officers. The plain fact is that Nichols planning and the element of surprise, along with poor procedures and errors, are to blame for Nichols escape.

In another example, a few years ago, a rapist was terrorizing the East Bay of the San Francisco Bay Area. Despite being "cornered" several times by male officers, he was able to escape by outrunning officers and commit further rapes. As it turned out, the rapist was a running coach and a very good runner. Was it inappropriate to hire the officers who couldn't run as fast? Of course not. Likewise, because Nichols was a large offender, it doesn't mean that we should get rid of all officers (i.e. women) who are physically smaller than large offenders.


'Nuff said.
3.17.2005 1:42am
Mark Noonan (mail) (www):
Casey,

All true - but we still shouldn't have had grandma guarding, or even assisting in guarding, a hulking rapist.

We're paying a high blood price in order to conform our society to leftwing delusions about the sexes.
3.17.2005 3:50am
Chris Lansdown (mail) (www):
"And this is assuming the large male hasn't spent a lot of his time engaging in violence as well. With criminals, chances are, they've had some 'training'."

That is, frankly, unlikely. The sort of dedication to train in a single martial art to become a master in it just doesn't tend to work well with the sort of mentality that leads to violent crime. There's too much work and too much building to (generally) be willing to live a life where you're constantly trying to throw it all away.

But if you've got a large male with many years spent in martial arts training, no one should trust in their physical ability to stop him. When the alternatives are keep a police force of kung fu masters and keep a police force trained in the use of firearms (and how to not be stupid), the latter is far more practical, however romantic kung fu is.
3.17.2005 9:36am
Chris Lansdown (mail) (www):
"All true - but we still shouldn't have had grandma guarding, or even assisting in guarding, a hulking rapist."

Mark, I strongly disagree. The only thing is that if grandma is guarding a hulking rapist, she should do it with a drawn shotgun.

Let's be realistic: old women with firearms skill and a drawn weapon will win every time, unless their opponent is an elephant, in which case no man stands a chance either.
3.17.2005 9:37am
Richard Aubrey (mail):
John Lott has described some stats telling us that there is a disproportionate increase in police shootings and assaults on police as the number of women officers goes up.
On COPS some time back, there was an incident in which two women cops went to a bar to see about a disruptive guy. He didn't cooperate, so other guys in the bar helped the cops get him cuffed. At that point, the guy's nutso wife started trying to haul him away from the cops. Instead of giving her a smart shove, which a big guy could do, one of the lady cops had to sap the wife over the ear. She could not win a shoving match with the lady. There was, obviously, more likelihood of injury with a sap to the temple than with a push to the floor.
As Ann Coulter says, this kind of include-the-women thing is a two-stage process. First, the feminists insist they don't want to change the standards which are, they imply, perfectly reasonable. Once the standards start keeping women out, the standards must be changed because they are discriminatory and irrelevant.
You may decide that the new standards are acceptable, but since the feminists lie about not changing them--when they start--it appears that they, at least, don't think the rest of us would approve of lowering the standards.
It's happened with cops, firefighters, and the military.
Two stages, and you can take that to the bank.
3.17.2005 9:57am
IB Bill (mail) (www):
Jack Dunphy makes the argument for me, Chris, here.


Let us now depart from the utopian fantasies of Paul Howard and turn our attention to the real world, where the typical man is stronger than the typical woman, and where no 100-pound woman, no matter how big her heart, how advanced her training, or how superior her ability, can go to Fist City with a 200-pound man and come out on top.


That goes for a 100-pound man, too.
3.17.2005 11:41am
Jeff Licquia (mail) (www):
A distinction needs to be made between people at liberty who need to be apprehended and people already apprehended.

When you're talking about running the bad guy down, sure. Women might not have the same ability as men there, and thus there might need to be some sanity regarding the gender equality position.

But the Atlanta guy wasn't at liberty, and the cops weren't trying to catch him. They already had caught him, and he was already under lawful restraint achieved via due process. In that situation, the person should be restrained such that all strength and size advantages--indeed, any advantages at all--are neutralized. If this is done, then the strength, size, and gender of the guards becomes unimportant.

And, wouldn't ya know it, it does seem like proper procedure was not followed for neutralizing this man's advantages.

So, I think the "female guard" issue is a red herring. Maybe women shouldn't be guards. OTOH, if there's anything to this idea that women pay closer attention to detail than men on average, maybe we shouldn't have male guards, because then maybe we wouldn't have important policies regarding restraint get overlooked.
3.17.2005 12:17pm
CVD (mail):
IB Bill has a very good point. Why not just physical and height standards and have all the officers, male or female, meet them? That would be the fair thing to do. If a female can meet these standards, then she can be a cop, if not, sorry. This applies to men as well. I don't think this particular small, older woman should have been in the position she was in
3.17.2005 12:19pm
Jeff Licquia (mail) (www):
As a followup, it seems that even Dunphy (quoted above) agrees with me.


Yes, it was a colossal blunder to leave Nichols under the supervision of a single female deputy, but it would be foolish to attribute Nichols’s escape simply to his escort’s sex and stature. It was complacency, that unseen killer of cops, that allowed Nichols to do what he did. He may well have pulled off the same feat had he been guarded by a man his own size or even larger, for Nichols had a plan, one he surely had worked out well in advance of putting it into action. The people guarding him, meanwhile, were merely going through the motions of their daily routine, moving the prisoners — the “bodies,” as they’re known in the argot of the courthouse — from the jail to the courtrooms and back again like so many widgets on an assembly line. Nothing bad happened yesterday, nothing bad will happen today.
3.17.2005 12:27pm
tre (mail) (www):
Oh pulleeze, that distinction isn't fair. Skin color is a perception issue. Sex is an ability issue.
3.17.2005 1:47pm
Richard Aubrey (mail):
CVD. Good thinking. The femiinists won't stand for it and various entities cave. So the standards are either gender-normed, or reduced across the board.
The Navy used to have a test in Boot Camp in which two guys carried a third on a litter through simulated passageways. Women couldn't do it, so they now use four per stretcher.
There are several problems. If you have twenty guys, you can carry ten litters. If you have twenty women, you can carry five litters. What happens to the other five casualties?
Besides, getting through the passageways of a warship with a litter carried by four people is practically impossible.
Do the feminists care?
Ask around.
3.17.2005 1:53pm
Joy McCann (Attila Girl) (mail) (www):
I'm against lowering standards for many military jobs, and for firefighters. But in the case of cops my feelings are more mixed, because I want smart people who can think on their feet to be police officers, and very often sharp women bring something to the table that the brawny men might not.

I'm interested in the fact that on the episode of Cops referenced above, two women were partnered. The question becomes: what kind of women? I know a handful of women who are 5'7"-5'10", and stronger than men who tower over them. Some women are blessed that way. But if these ladies are both petite, they shouldn't be working together: they should be partnered with big guys.

The failure in Atlanta was procedural, and it had to do with the fact that those who worked out how this would be done weren't really taking their jobs seriously enough. The consequences were tragic.
3.17.2005 2:20pm
Harkonnenmutt (mail) (www):
"That's precisely my point Bill, if that guy made a move on Dale, she'd lay him out flat in one move"

I'm sorry but this is a myth... the entire idea of "the master" etc. has been exposed as fraudulent in Mixed Martial Arts tournaments. All those 'masters' got the crap beaten out of them by grapplers and/or muay thai guys or boxers. Pancration, nowadays, usually is a fancy way of saying MMA, and MMA itself has shown that the idea of a woman knocking a big tough guy out with a single blow is about as realistic as the idea that Jet Li could beat up Roy Jones Jr. That single blow attempt might work 1 out of a 1000 times, it probably won't work at all.

Not that it matters as far as this individual case goes, lol.
3.17.2005 2:25pm
IB Bill (mail) (www):
Harkonnenmutt:

Thanks. I didn't want to push the point because this is something you know or you don't. What's cool about these ultimate fighting tournaments is they've settled the debates once and for all.
3.17.2005 3:05pm
Brent:
Heh...go read Annie (I've got a gun) Coulters latest column.
3.17.2005 4:04pm
Chris Lansdown (mail) (www):
"Jack Dunphy makes the argument for me"

Typically an argument has both evidence and a conclusion. When it's just a conclusion, it's called an assertion. :-)

"What's cool about these ultimate fighting tournaments is they've settled the debates once and for all."

No they haven't. They've settled what people willing to go fight for no reason (in a situation where you're not supposed to try to kill people from the outset) can do. Moreover, how many completely unskilled big guys won in those competitions, given that they're almost entirely won by gracie jiu-jitsu fighters? (as I understand it, they tend to grab people, immobilize them, and joke them out in record times.)

But in any event, take a simple example of Judo on the streets. When you throw someone to the ground and do it in such a way that you slam their head into the concrete, gravity + concrete == broken head.

The point is not that a small woman can beat a large man of equal skill. But give me a small woman who's trained for 20-30 years in a real martial art (not grocery store karate, but something real like judo, gracie jiu jitsu, one of the real kung fu's, etc) against a big guy who's never trained in anything, and the smart money is on the woman.

Now, and here's the actually meaningful point: take any 7'8" male martial artist and pit him against a woman standing 8' away trained in the use of a (loaded) shotgun which is pointed at him, and you're a moron if your money is on the 7'8" guy.

As the saying goes, God made men and Mr Colt made them equal.
3.17.2005 5:08pm
Harkonnenmutt (mail) (www):
the more modern UFCs have weight classes because athleticism trumps skill difference. while it is true that a big man will lose to a much much better small man, a big, highly motivated big man will probably beat a much, much better woman. the bodies are just built differently.

I agree with u about the difference in the martial arts. the mcdojo vs hard core school thing. having said that,the thing is, that Judo girl would have to be ABLE to throw the guy on his head... and would probably not be able to before he punched her lights out. same goes for BJJ... (I have a blue belt in Brazilian Jiu Jitsu, (they say Brazilian instead of Gracie nowadays) btw, and I'm 6'4 250 lb... and I would not feel confident fighting that dude.)

but we're in total agreement about that shotgun. gun-fu is, basically, invincible. only someone better in gun-fu can defeat it. :)
3.17.2005 7:03pm
Joy McCann (Attila Girl) (mail) (www):
I think it's worth noting that the Gracies are not particularly big guys.

I'm also skeptical about these contests as "settling" anything: if you want to see what really happens, put people in life-and-death situations. (You can't, which is why we'll always speculate.) When I wrestle with my husband, I will grab for his fingers so he'll know "I could have just broken your finger off, and that's what I'd do if you were a real attacker," but I can't really break 'em, of course. He's a foot taller than I am, and mass matters. Of course, sometimes I let him win for various reasons ;)

Mass matters. But other things matter too: training. Knowing what will hurt people. Knowing what will damage them. Knowing how to kill them.

And a woman who works out enough can really even out the odds in terms of upper body strength: sedentary men lose their advantage as the years roll by if they aren't lifting weights. Athletic young women with reasonably large frames can be easy to underestimate.

BTW, there are a lot of fat, sedentary cops out there, but I don't see Ann Coulter or LaShawn Barber complaining about them. No: just cops with ovaries.

For the record: I did not mean to imply, above, that there is a brain/brawn trade-off. I don't think a person's stature tells us anything about their brainpower. I meant that for cops brains are just as important as brawn, and that simply isn't the case with firefighters. I want my firefighters strong--but my cops, smart.

That said, it's just common sense that any smaller cop--male or female--should be partnered with a bigger one.
3.17.2005 7:05pm
e-Claire (www):
Once anyone is in custody -- anything like a "fair fight" is an abrogation of police responsibility. Shoulda had 6 people, tazers, shackles and a shotgun.

And what the heck -- shoulda put panties on his head while they were at it.
3.17.2005 7:21pm
KathyK (mail) (www):
e-Claire,

Pink panties with lace, too...

(I suspect you were being sarcastic... I, otoh, am simply reacting to your comment by giggling...)

Really, the man had previously been caught with a hidden weapon (while in custody). Seems to me that there should have been some extra security on him, not just one person -- no matter their sex or mass.
3.17.2005 9:18pm
Samuel Tai (mail):
Personally, I think it's a shame those shock belts caused such a hue &cry from the liberals that police departments and courts nationwide have shied away from them for fear of litigation.
3.17.2005 9:51pm
JFC:
You know, I doubt it made any difference if it was a guy or a girl guard. How hard is it to whack a sterotypical pot-bellied aging deputy by surprise and snatch his gun. Probably not too hard. It's all a matter of proper prevention, and proper backup, both clearly absent in this case.
3.17.2005 11:23pm
Juliette Ochieng (mail) (www):
Simple: if Nichols had been shackled we wouldn't be having this conversation.

If the deputies had be watching the surveillance cameras that showed Nichols taking the keys to the weapons locker from the female deputy, running to the locker to get the weapon, running down the hall and over an outside landbridge to Judge Barnes' courtroom, we might still be having this conversation, but it would be significantly different.

David Wilhelm would be getting ready to move into his (earthly) home and Ashley Stuart would be finding her purpose in private.

In short, it wasn't just the size of the first deputy that lead to the deaths of these people, but gross negligence/incompetence among several others.
3.18.2005 12:04am
IB Bill (mail) (www):
How hard is it to whack a sterotypical pot-bellied aging deputy by surprise and snatch his gun. Probably not too hard.

Compared to a 100-pound woman?

Oh never mind ...
3.18.2005 9:33am