Dean's World

Top 99 most desirable women.

Andrew Cory

This list is obviously biased in favor of the famous. Still, it's a nice way to kill time...

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Arnold Harris (mail):

The most desirable woman in the world is your own main squeeze. Not a one of you is ever going to get to fuck Vivica Fox, Liv Tyler, Kate Bosworth, Tristanna Loken or Sophie Marceau. So stick with the good women who loves you and and has stuck it out with you for all those years since she got together with you for whatever she saw in you and is still hoping for.

Your own lady is the gal who get's you to the medical clinic when you're too sick to drive there. She's the one who cleans up the house after you've littered it with debris, beer bottles and cigarette butts because you were too busy playing couch potato while she was working.

Above, she's the one who has to spend full time being mother to your kids, even if you imagine you're too busy to be full-time father.

As for sex, she's probably just as good in the sack as any of these Hollywood princesses. But I suppose you can't really know that without comparing, and you know as well as I do that you'll never get to do that except maybe in your miscast dreams.

Get real and stay real, dude.

Arnold Harris
Mount Horeb WI

1.30.2005 3:46pm

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Rhianna (aka rmschoon) (mail) (www):

Um, well, I don't quite see it the same as Arnold on most of the list, but okay. I do agree with him there isn't a snowball's chance in Dallas that you stand a chance in hell. However, with the known number of 'partners' those 'desirable' women have had, do you really want to push your luck? There isn't much difference for me between Dixie Diamond and Angelina Jolie besides their paychecks...

Now, that said who the Hell ARE most of those women? The vast majority of them are ugly, unintelligent, spoilt rotten brats for lack of a better description. Most of them aren't even as nice looking as Pron Stars, and Terry Weigel ain't been pretty since Playboy... As a woman I ask every man and woman that comments...WHY are these women 'desirable'? Can you actually name some trait other than 'they're famous'? I'm seriously curious about this, and await the answers if anyone chooses to respond. :)

1.30.2005 4:21pm

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Jerome du Bois (mail) (www):

Misogyny is alive and well at Dean's World. Too bad, but not a big surprise.

JdB

1.30.2005 7:06pm

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Solomon Mason (mail) (www):

Arnold, you are the man! I argee with you 500%. My wife is the most desirable woman in the world. Everyone else just someone to look at.

1.30.2005 9:39pm

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Solomon Mason (mail) (www):

Remember, my comments are from my point of view. :-)

1.30.2005 9:39pm

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Steven Malcolm Anderson (www):

Arnold Harris:

Excellent, as always. Your wife is a very lucky woman, as is the Queen.

As for me, I'll only say that I'm too selfish to care too much what others like, who's popular or famous or whatnot. The women I find most desirable are for the most part women nobody here has ever heard of or is ever likely to. That's just the way I am.

1.30.2005 9:46pm

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lindsey (mail):

How the hell did Jennifer Aniston rank so high? The girl is fug.

1.31.2005 12:48am

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Jim Ausman (mail):

Arnold and I agree on something. Sure sign of the impending apocalypse!

1.31.2005 1:23am

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Jim Ausman (mail):

Hey Rhianna, all these women have good teeth and big breasts. That is pretty much the standard requirement for making this kind of list. Almost all of them are young.

I did not click on all of them but I did click on a representative sample.

1.31.2005 1:34am

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Dean Esmay (www):

Misogyny?

You wound me, Jerome.

1.31.2005 6:06am

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Steven Malcolm Anderson (www):

Give Arnold Harris the green border! If ever a comment deserved it, his does.

"He that loveth his wife loveth himself."
-Ephesians 5:28

1.31.2005 12:32pm

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Libertarian Girl (www):

How come I'm not on the list?

1.31.2005 7:39pm

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Andrew Cory (mail) (www):

Arnold, you are correct. I had thought that by saying it was “obviously biased in favor of the famous”, I would be alluding well enough to the point you make explicit. I can only plead a fever-addled brain (not in the Peggy Lee sense, alas) in not unambiguously saying so. In my defense, it was she who gave me the fever, and I who cleaned the house while she was at work...

As for Libertarian Girl, see the comments on famous. Sadly, you’re not. Give it a few more years, though...

1.31.2005 8:22pm