Random Numbers (mail) (www):
If Bush is the root cause of Carrot Top, I'll be the first to call for his immediate impeachment followed by a swift execution.

Some attrocities are just too horrid to inflict even on an enemy.
12.29.2004 5:46am
Ted Armstrong (mail):
I had a flat tire on my car a few weeks ago. I don't know how he did it, but I'm sure it was Bush's fault.
12.29.2004 6:23am
Rosemary Esmay (www):
I always thought earthquakes were the result of plate movement...

Silly me.
12.29.2004 6:23am
Andrew Ian Dodge (mail) (www):
I was wondering how long it would take before one of these cretins managed to blame Bush for this disaster.
12.29.2004 6:51am
Kevin D:
Carrot Top is all the Clinton Administration... I will not allow anyone else to infer otherwise!
12.29.2004 7:59am
Chris Lansdown (mail) (www):
Rosemary,

That is indeed very silly of you. You see, the plates can shift because they're riding on liquid magma in the mantle. So, when the world gets hotter, the magma gets less viscous, and so the plates shift more easily, causing more earthquakes.

And if we see fewer earthquakes after this, I'll be able to explain that (as well as why it's bad) by global warming, too.

;-)
12.29.2004 9:35am
Ted Armstrong (mail):
I understand the sun is also getting hotter. I recall reading the sun is the hotest it's beeen in 1,000 years. This is an obvious result of global warming. I don't understand the mechanism by which the greenhouse gases make the sun hotter, but you can't argue with the facts. More greenhouse gases are being produced and the sun is getting hotter. Again this all falls at the feet of George W. Bush.
12.29.2004 9:56am
Jack (www):
Of course, anybody who has read Michael Crichton's new novel, State of Fear, knows that environmentalists cause earthquakes!

If you want an antidote to global warming hysteria, there is none more entertaining, and few more informative, than State of Fear.
12.29.2004 10:02am
Ted Armstrong (mail):
Many people are very unhappy with Crichton's State of Fear book.
12.29.2004 10:24am
urthshu (mail) (www):
DU is predictable. :-)
12.29.2004 10:51am
maor (mail):
A Dave Barry reader once noted the correlation between the ozone hole and the rise of rap music.
12.29.2004 11:58am
Steven Malcolm Anderson (www):
Demon Possession and the National Debt
12.29.2004 12:02pm
Monomer:
Earthquakes cause global warming 1] by impact and friction, and 2] by opening fissures which allow the Earth's precious bodily fluids from within to escape.

Overpopulation causes earthquakes, as billions of footsteps, et al, come into gigantic harmonic convergence.
12.29.2004 12:21pm
Sigivald (mail):
He's a Greenpeace director.

This means he knows <I>less than nothing</i> about the environment as it actually is, and all natural science.
12.29.2004 2:12pm
Foobarista:
Why don't they just give up and admit that Bush is actually God Himself. After all, they blamed him for earthquakes, hurricanes, tsunamis, forest fires, and the flu. He definitely would qualify for at least a reasonably high place in the Greek pantheon with this on his godly resume...

I'm just glad that a god is on our side...
12.29.2004 2:31pm
ikw3804 (mail):
If anyone is stupid enough to read anything from Socialist EnviorMental Wacko's and believe it then they should proceed immediatly to the Sahara Desert and bury themsleves.

We have heard this tired old song and dance from them now for years. They claimed back in the 60's that by the year 2000 the world would be gone.

As Kayato- that is a farce if I have ever seen one. You think for one minute the third world countries and China would abide by such stupid restrictions? I mean come on if you ever wanted to sign your freedom of enterprise away that would do it.

Of course I remember Mr. EnvorMentalist (ALGORE) himself proclaim that he would get rid of the evil "internal combustion engine" , but did he offer any thoughts on the number jobs lost on this proclomation? Did anyone notice he did not drive around in a Geo Metro while running for President..

These people are sick.....
12.29.2004 2:56pm
John Raynes:
It is infuriating for secularists (and embarrasing for most Christians) when a self-proclaimed "prophet" opportunistically decrees a particular tragedy as God's judgement for sinful behavior. If that individual claims to be speaking on behalf of the God of the Bible, most of us (I think) would consider it to be a classic case of fundamentalist religious extremism at its worst.

How is this behavior of environmentalists any different? As a conservative and an environmentalist myself, I'm constantly frustrated by the way in which the whole environmental movement is mocked by conservatives in general, because "environmentalism is just religion for hippies" or some such canard. But when you read this type of nonsense, it's hard to make the case otherwise.

Evangelical Protestant churches probably do provide the most ready base for fundamentalism in the US. As this shows, however, the classic religions have no monopoly on fundamentalist religious tendencies. It's just a part of the human condition, it seems.
12.29.2004 5:03pm
Monomer:
ikw: Kyoto actually encourages Third World countries/China to forge ahead with fossil fuel use so that they can catch up with the evil U.S., getting their fair share, and so on, culminating in the utopia of Economic Democracy.

Bush being God, as revealed above by Foobarista, this will not work, I'm sure. It is written.
12.29.2004 5:19pm
urthshu (mail) (www):
Ya, Kyoto is more an economic treaty than otherwise.
12.29.2004 9:31pm
Steven Malcolm Anderson (www):
Greenpeace says this disaster is not natural? That evil mad scientist with his earthquake machine must be behind it then. I thought Superman defeated that villain. Bush must have released him. Evil Bush.
12.30.2004 2:10am
Andrew Ian Dodge (mail) (www):
Kyoto is basically more about income-redistribution (ie socialism) than it is about the enviroment. It is impressive that over 90% of the Legislature in the US voted against it. Surely that is a sign that is complete rubbish.

I am not surprised to see the left using this disaster to bash the US and Israel, but you would think they would have left it a wee bit longer?
12.30.2004 7:39am
Arnold Harris (mail):
I think there is no such concept as "sin", and I leave that stuff for the jesus, mary and moses folks.

But I know for a fact there is a concept of "mass stupidity", and I include in that category any large groups of people who live along or congregate at tropical shorelines in southeast Asia within close proximity of the prominent meeting points of multiple tectonic plates of the earth's surface.

There is no remedy for the fact that these plates, where they meet at the bottom of the oceans, grind against and displace one another ever so slightly. Which is enough to send shock waves through the overlying liquid environment, resulting in gigantic tsunamis which can crush and will drown hundreds of thousands of persons in minutes.

Or, where one plate subducts another, the result, less frequently but more devastatingly, is an island volcano that explodes with the forces of a simultaneous explosion of an entire thermonuclear arsenal, resulting in concentric tsunamis of even greater force, power, and destructiveness. Santorini and Krakatoa happened before. There will be other such deadly events exactly like them.

The only remedy is to reduce and minimalize the size of the human populations that breed like flies along the very shores of the coastlines most likely to be affected by these terrible events.

Remember, there never is and there never shall be the capability of evacuating millions of persons from these coastlines within sufficient time to save their lives. Nor is there any means at all of saving there homes, villages and other works of man.

Nor should this consideration be confined to tsunamis. For how many decades now have we amused or horrified ourselves watching newsreels or television news footage of more or less annual mass evacuations of south Florida, southern Louisiana, or the outer banks of North Carolina?

The latter is a good example of the mass stupidity that I have referred to. The outer banks are a chain, not of islands, but of oceanic sandbars. Which means the very ground under one's feet is unstable and designed to shift location over time.

The one occasion on which I spent a couple of days driving along the outer banks, from Kitty Hawk in the north to Morehead back on the mainland to the south, I was struck dumb by the vast number of expensive shacks perched on stilts along the ocean front. Waiting for the inevitable large waves that shall simply destroy the structure and drown anyone stupid enough to remain within.

I should greatly oppose any federal policy that uses taxpayer funds for financial bail-outs of fools who live along such dangerous coasts, or in flood-prone locations along the great rivers, or in trailer villages in the tornado belt ranging from Texas up through the far northern states.

And by the same standard, I would withhold any funds except for immediate emergency assistance for countries that do nothing to effectuate population control. The only asian states that I admire are countries such as Japan, China and Singapore, which notably have taken charge of their own destinies and exercize the kinds of social control needed to survive without international assistance.

Life and natural forces treat societal stupidity with cruelty. And that is the way things ought to be left alone to work out for the inevitable destinies of fools.

Arnold Harris
Mount Horeb WI
12.30.2004 7:53pm