Next Time, Clarence, Tell Us What You REALLY Think (Joe Gandelman)
Joe Gandelman
When Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas speaks, people listen.
And he has spoken bluntly:
LAWRENCE, Kan. — U.S. Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas said Thursday he would prefer not to face another election-related lawsuit, but defended the high court's decision to get involved in the contentious dispute over the 2000 presidential vote in Florida.
''What are you supposed to do when somebody brings a lawsuit?'' Thomas asked University of Kansas law students. ''You hear people say the Supreme Court jumped into the last election. I find it very ironic that the very people saying judges are interfering are bringing lawsuits.
''What do you think? Donald Duck is going to decide it?''
(That's a classic set-up line, folks. I will NOT lower myself to do a joke about a "Mickey Mouse decision." NO! I just won't!!")
When asked about the prospect of more litigation over the 2004 vote, Thomas said, ''I would prefer not to have to decide it, but that joins a long list of things,'' adding: ''It's my job.''
Appointed to the court in 1991 by President George H.W. Bush, Thomas was part of a 5-4 Supreme Court majority that ended a recount in Florida in 2000.









Since the subsequent unofficial recounts almost all gave the state to Bush, and all the official recounts that Gore asked for would have given the state to Bush, it's kinda funny people still whine about this decision.