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Bin Laden Endorses Kerry

Dean

Well, surprise surprise. Bin Laden appears to be alive and stumping for Kerry. From the content of his speech, it also appears that he's working with Michael Moore.

I'm so utterly bemused by this that I can't think what else to say, but INDC JOurnal has a great roundup of reactions.

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Jim Ausman (mail):

Does anyone know where I can find the full transcipt? I would like to read the entire thing. I do not speak Arabic, so I cannot understand the Al Jazerra broadcast.

Only by a careful reading of our enemy can we hope to defeat him.

10.30.2004 6:23am

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Mark Jaquith (www):

All I can find so far is partial transcripts.

10.30.2004 7:08am

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Chris Lansdown (mail) (www):

I don't know I'd go quite so far as to say that Bin Laden endorses Kerry. But certainly, I think that people everywhere who are considering voting for Kerry should pause for a moment and think about how Bin Laden was essentially used the Democrats' talking points.

10.30.2004 11:13am

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Arnold Harris (mail):

We all support our interests leading into an election, and I suppose that includes OBL.

Arnold Harris
Mount Horeb WI

10.30.2004 4:14pm

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Sam Muldia (mail) (www):

What's next? Jimmy Hoffa coming back to remind that Kerry is a friend of Teamsters everywhere? Teresa Heinz is really a man? JFK calling from heaven endorsing his initials-namesake? Photoshopped pictures of Kerry giving Chirac head? Shocking tapes proving that Mary Cheney is actually straight? Reports that Bush blends puppies and kills hobos?

Just a few more hours left for a few more October surprises - bring it on!

10.30.2004 7:04pm

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Steven Malcolm Anderson (www):

"Shocking tapes proving that Mary Cheney is actually straight?"

That WOULD be horrifying!

Anyway....

If this tape is real, then all I have to say is: Thank you, Osama bin Laden, the only creep on this planet uglier than Arafat, for repeating every Michael Moore/John F. Kerry "talking point" about how we should wage a "wise, nuanced, sensitive" War against you, and thereby making me feel all that much better about already having cast my ballot (by mail) for that "dumb, stupid, uneducated, unnuanced, simplistic", Christian "Crusader", Republican, Texan "cowboy", President George W. Bush and the EVIL Vice President Dick Cheney, whose daughter loves another woman and who ate a pizza pie and made the children cry.

10.31.2004 12:03am