Rusty Shackleford (mail):
Hey, thanks for noticing! I'm sure Dan Rather could do it with a straight face, after stringing together "George Bush AWOL", anything can be said.
9.30.2004 4:03pm
Arnold Harris (mail):
I can see the point of MSNBC. Whom there do you expect to credit for a story sent to them by "Dog Snot Diaries" or "One Hand Clapping"?

Blogsites surely are the wave of tomorrow crowding in on today's journalism, but some of the downright whimsical (bordering on silly) names under which they have established themselves render them fooling-appearing when examined by somebody in the straight journalism world.

Sort of like walking into some big city's first national bank at their downtown main office and asking for a business loan, while dressed in a T-shirt and ragged-edge cut-off jeans.

Arnold Harris
Mount Horeb WI
9.30.2004 5:22pm
Jerry Kindall (www):
Arnold: That works great in Seattle...
9.30.2004 8:50pm
Dean Esmay (www):
Yeah Arnold you have a point, but if you look in the IT industry and a few related industries flakey names are more common than you'd think. Bloggers may need to adjust a bit on this but so might others. I mean, Apple Computers? Lotus software? Peach Tree Accounting? Some thigns just require getting used to.
10.1.2004 1:22am
Michael Demmons (mail) (www):
Yeah,

The names people give themselves make those people sound totally incredulous! Can you imagine, for example, someone on CNN saying, "Dean Esmay reports that..."

I mean seriously... Esmay?

Come on!!!
10.1.2004 7:29am
Dean Esmay (www):
Esmay?

Isn't that piglatin for "mess?"
10.1.2004 11:40am
Robin Munn (mail):
Nah, it's simple.

"The blog (or, the blogger) known as "My Pet Jawa" reports that..."

If they really want to distance themselves from the blog's title:

"An Internet website with the odd name of "My Pet Jawa" report that..."

Remember "the artist formerly known as Prince"? Same thing, essentially.
10.1.2004 2:04pm
triticale (mail):
The story of the Colorado bank losing a million dollar deposit by disrespecting a man in flannel and overalls is documented to be true.

Anyway, My Pet Jawa is, as everyone should know, the name of Dr. Rusty Shackleford's blog. I suppose that identifying him as a Munuvian would strike people as a little odd...
10.1.2004 4:52pm
Casey Tompkins (mail) (www):
Actually, the solution for attributions to "One Hand Clapping" is easy; just mention Don Sensing.

"Blackfive" would be more problematic if they included "Paratrooper of Love," or his recent slogan "In a manner reminiscent of Ghengis Khan..."

Heh.

What would truly rock would be:

Brit Hume reading the teleprompter: "In story originally broken by the Queen of All Evil, it was reported ..."

Heh.
10.2.2004 12:29am
Ironbear (mail) (www):
and really aren't sure how to say with a straight face on the air something like, "My Pet Jawa reports...."


Oh, that one's easy:

[stuffy grave Anchor Voice]"And Noted Internet Commentor Dr. Rusty Shackleford reports..." *pause* "Over to you, Rusty" [/Anchor Voice]

A little bit of research to find out wether Noted Internet Commentor [Insert Name Here]'s facts are in order, an email asking for permission to use the quote and a name they can attribute it to as a byline, and Voila! instant respectable source.

Sure, asking for a name might get a "*shrug* Attribute it to Unnamed Source, I don't care" from a pseudononymous net pundit like me... but a LOT of bloggers use their IRL names on their sites and posts.
10.2.2004 1:24pm
Ironbear (mail) (www):
Gotta admit, I did spit coffee out my nose imagining "Grave Anchor Voice" saying:

"And on Tonight's News, Emperor Misha I reports that..."

*ROFLMAO!* Now THAT would be bloody priceless. ;]
10.2.2004 1:27pm