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Dungeons and Dragons

Thanks to Jheka, I got to read a wonderful comic I had never seen before: Jack Chick's take on Dungeons & Dragons. Did you know that Dungeons & Dragons is used as a way to lure teenaged girls into witch's covens and suicide? Pretty cool, huh?

You know, I used to play D&D. My wife said that if she'd known that about me before we got married, she never would have accepted my proposal.

Ha! Fooled her! Ha ha! Too late now! Psych!

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Paul Burgess (www):
Weird, man!

Wulfstan Redmallet
8th level Fighter
7.12.2004 10:49pm
urthshu (mail) (www):
Hah! Got you beat there, Dean. I'm an author for RPGs. [oh the shame...]
7.12.2004 11:01pm
Jack:
Twenty-seven years ago, at age 15, I started playing D &D, which I obsessed over for more than a year. In the last couple of weeks my 13 year old son has picked up the game with a friend, utterly without suggestion or input on my part, I might add. I could not be more pleased. Put my wife down as, er, undecided.
7.12.2004 11:53pm
John Eddy (mail) (www):
I was a committed gamer for about 15 years until that whole married with children thing brought it to a sad, sorry close. Never did the D &D thing, used to play Steve Jackson's The Fantasy Trip (Proto-GURPS for those of you still in to RPG).

For that matter I still have a box full of painted Ral Partha miniatures, all my hex maps, props, a leather bag full of about 100 assorted sizes and varieties of dice...

*sniff*

I have to go now...
7.13.2004 12:51am
Dan (mail) (www):
Ah, the days of D&D. Strangely, my D&D career ended the instant I hit college. You'd think the added freedom to stay up late would increase my participation...but then that's without taking into consideration beer and girls.

Roll for dexterity my ass. Time to party and lose all dexterity.
7.13.2004 1:37am
Jimmie (www):
Man, I still play!
7.13.2004 2:11am
Casey Tompkins (mail) (www):
Camithon, Paladin!

I used to be a bit of a games nut. I have on hand:
-AD&D 1st Edition.
-Thieves World.
-Tunnels &Trolls. (still one of the wittiest RPGs)
-Traveller. (the classic SF RPG)

John Eddy: let me know if you ever want to unload those miniatures. I still have mine, including a copule of nice dragons (one of which is 6" long) as well as my Ral Partha Orcan Army I used in miniatures battles.

Our battle chant: "Follow the Orcan Army, now!" (yes, it's sad, I know... :) )

Some of the guys I used to hang out with, way back in the late 70s/early 80s, actually knew Tim Kask. Which reminds me, I also have the minatures collection for Fineous Fingers. Heh.
7.13.2004 5:02am
McGehee (mail) (www):
I once accidentally got most of my group killed by a dragon, but in the dragon's hoard there was a Ring of Wishing. The DM let me wish that the one weapon we'd had that could have saved us, had succeeded.

At the time I thought that was so cool. Gad.
7.13.2004 8:03am
Mike (mail):
I still have all of that stuff packed up somewhere.

Now I play the computer versions: Baldur's Gate, Icewind Dale, et al.

*sigh* I SO need a life! (At least there's the Gold Cup Races on the Detroit River this weekend. Hydroplanes!)
7.13.2004 8:56am
BigDan (mail) (www):
Lure teenage girls?

As I remember it, playing D&D pretty much ensured the girls would stay away.
7.13.2004 9:08am
BigDan (mail) (www):
Maybe I was playing it wrong.
7.13.2004 9:08am
Mike (mail):
Big Dan - you probably were playing it right. As a girl-repellent it was without equal. Of course as a teenager I really didn't need a girl-repellent. Junior High was so much fun! - and I'm Marie of Romainia!
7.13.2004 9:27am
Scott Kirwin (mail):
I've often wondered what happened to the guys that played only girl characters. Hmmm?

Dungeons and Dragons: Keeping American Boys Celibate Since 1973
7.13.2004 9:55am
Shawn Liu (mail) (www):
Now does the terrible effects of D&D also happen with the PC versions or just the pen and paper ones? Because I really liked the Baldur's gate series
7.13.2004 10:04am
Paul Burgess (www):
Scott:

I've often wondered what happened to the guys that played only girl characters.

Oh my God, we actually had one fellow like that in our group! He always played female fighter characters... ROTFLMAO!
7.13.2004 10:16am
Gerbera Tetra (mail) (www):
Hah! Quitter I still play D&D it's quite fun to get a group of geeks around the living room go on wild and wolly adventures and have a good laugh over snacks and soda.

(I'm 32 BTW and met my wife via RPGs and Anime.)
7.13.2004 10:32am
Gerbera Tetra (mail) (www):
BigDan-

Odd as it may sound RPGs are very much inclusive these days. I fact I've been in one campagin where the girls out numbered the guys.

For what ever reason in the nineties girls started getting into gaming.
7.13.2004 10:34am
Rosemary Esmay (www):
GEEKS!!!!

All of you are geeks.

I was out partying in bars, getting tattooed and having fun.

What's wrong with you people?
7.13.2004 1:05pm
urthshu (mail) (www):
Of course I'm a geek. So? Blaming D&D on not getting any is so lame. Everybody knows its Rosemary's fault. Or maybe the Republicans.
7.13.2004 1:10pm
pennywit (mail) (www):
Hmm...I've got you outgeeked. I edit RPG books as a side business.

And I still play. Mostly in play-by-email games, though. Interestingly, the milieu turned into what was essentially a collaborative novel.

My gf thinks I'm crazy, obviously ...
7.13.2004 1:30pm
Andrew Ian Dodge (mail) (www):
That has been around for a long time and its a scream innit? Wonder what he would think of say Call of Cthulhu? Ia! Ia! Cthulhu...
7.13.2004 1:43pm
Amy Phillips (mail) (www):
See, at least the D&D geeks were relatively social in their geekdom. I tried to get in on an RPG once and was rejected for being a girl (we were 12, so I guess it hadn't occurred to them yet what a prize I was), so I spent most of my teenage years sitting at home by myself with my nose buried in a book or three. At the time, I thought I was doomed to eternal loneliness, but now I'm kind of glad for it, because it means I'm better read than most people I know.
7.13.2004 2:05pm
McGehee (mail) (www):
I must have been playing with the wrong crowd. Our female characters were played by girls. Real, living, unhealthily pale girls.
7.13.2004 3:01pm
rmschoon:
Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn, and caldron bubble.

Well, what if we're a bit more Wiccanish than most Christians? Plus, we've never played D&D? Sorry, Pharoah and Caesar are my kind of games, along with Trivial Pursuit. As I type this I haven't commited suicide...unless I'm a ghost writer!!....any chance that teenage girls are more likely to commit suicide if they're constantly told they're subhuman, God doesn't work through them, they're not up the "physical beauty" standard? I'll blame D&D when I see a shirt with such imblazened on a sucide victim, until then, I'll blame the likes of the Southern Baptist Convention, and be thankful their hypocracy and nastyness led me away from them. :)
7.13.2004 4:36pm
mythusmage (mail) (www):
Pennywit,

Were you ever the official rules lawyer for a game line?
7.13.2004 9:08pm
mythusmage (mail) (www):
GEEKS!!!!

All of you are geeks.

I was out partying in bars, getting tattooed and having fun.

What's wrong with you people?

>>QoaE

We were meeting in dingy rec rooms, getting neat (imaginary) stuff and having fun. What's wrong with you)
7.13.2004 9:11pm
urthshu (mail) (www):
Hey cool, Pennywit! I'm doing the editing for some now!! w00t! GEEKS RULE!!!
7.14.2004 12:20am
pennywit (mail) (www):
Mythus, you've got me outgeeked ... and do you know of any companies that need a freelance copy editor?
7.14.2004 9:01am
urthshu (mail) (www):
You could try Black Industries if you've got any background in WHFRP.
7.14.2004 3:11pm
shell:
My fiance said I outgeeked him because I used to play RPG's. Then he revealed that he used to do wargaming, which is basically the same thing with more math.

Geek!
7.14.2004 4:27pm
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