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Question My Friend

If Mike Ditka ran for Senator, what would da final result be on election day?

I'm sayin' it's 98% of the popular vote.

Only 98%? Well that has to count da people who can't read da ballot my friend!

What if he was running against George Bush? Den maybe 97% but only because Bush is the incumbent!

(Yes this is a tribute to the George Wendt "Da Bearssss" skit from SNL.)
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Dan Champion (mail):
How about Mini Ditka versus Reagan, Washington, Lincoln and the 1972 Dolphins?

I say Mini Ditka 78 percent.
7.7.2004 1:28pm
Dean Esmay (www):
Only if it was his maiden campaign my friend.
7.7.2004 1:42pm
Shawn Liu (mail) (www):
What about Ditka vers... ack... oh Gawd... anudda heart attack... one moment please...
7.7.2004 2:01pm
Arnold Harris (mail):
They joked this way about a certain former sports radio announcer running for governor in California once.

Arnold Harris
Mount Horeb WI
7.7.2004 3:06pm
Janelle :
Dats a gweat idea der Dean. Yup, you are right der Mr. Arnold, absoluuutely right.
7.7.2004 7:37pm
Janelle :
Dat got me to thunkin, maybe...just maybe, we will have not only da Ditkas, (careful how you read that girls) as de Pres. of these terrrifficc states but....THE TERMINATOR!!!

... Run and hide ya jerky slimey terrorist!!!
7.7.2004 7:41pm
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