At least you allow your wife to buy overpriced, commie pinko ice cream. If Mrs. Xrlq brought home that crap, I'd sneak off and return it to the store, replacing it with store brand.
Ben & Jerry sold out to Breyer's. So now they're owned by Big Ice Cream. You can eat to your capitalist swine heart's content at least until the revolution comes, Xrlq.
I know they sold the company, but I'm pretty sure that the terms of the sale required that X% of future profits be donated to various left-wing organizations. They certainly continue to spew their share of leftist propaganda, whether they're required to or not.
I just don't understand these ladies, Dean. We go through the ENORMOUS trouble of sampling things like that for them for the sole purpose of ensuring that it meets the high standards of taste, consistency, and texture that we want our precious loved ones to enjoy without compromise. And they crucify us for it :(
Mrs. SMASH doesn't like to share food either. Kind of like Joey on Friends.
The only time she'll do it is in a restaurant, when we clearly state IN ADVANCE that we will be sharing a dish. And even then, she would prefer to have it EVENLY split in the kitchen, or failing that, as soon as it hits the table.
Maybe part of the reason is that you men can eat at twice the pace as us women. Leaving us poor helpless women with a teeny, tiny amount. We just can't keep up and if we tried we'd out weigh you guys.
When you're in the doghouse that much, you might as well say "still" instead of "again."
Well, you know, the whole "possessing a Y chromosome" thing tends to be a chronic issue...
Dean,
How long have you been married to my sister? I'd never get near her ice cream again if I were you.
At least you allow your wife to buy overpriced, commie pinko ice cream. If Mrs. Xrlq brought home that crap, I'd sneak off and return it to the store, replacing it with store brand.
Allow????
Heh, I think I should have a talk with Mrs. Xrlq....
BTW, it was on sale for 2 bucks.
Ben & Jerry sold out to Breyer's. So now they're owned by Big Ice Cream. You can eat to your capitalist swine heart's content at least until the revolution comes, Xrlq.
I know they sold the company, but I'm pretty sure that the terms of the sale required that X% of future profits be donated to various left-wing organizations. They certainly continue to spew their share of leftist propaganda, whether they're required to or not.
It's still better ice cream, Xrlq. Come to the dark side...you'll like it. But, please buy your own. :)
I just don't understand these ladies, Dean. We go through the ENORMOUS trouble of sampling things like that for them for the sole purpose of ensuring that it meets the high standards of taste, consistency, and texture that we want our precious loved ones to enjoy without compromise. And they crucify us for it :(
Mrs. SMASH doesn't like to share food either. Kind of like Joey on Friends.
The only time she'll do it is in a restaurant, when we clearly state IN ADVANCE that we will be sharing a dish. And even then, she would prefer to have it EVENLY split in the kitchen, or failing that, as soon as it hits the table.
I'm exactly the same way.
Maybe part of the reason is that you men can eat at twice the pace as us women. Leaving us poor helpless women with a teeny, tiny amount. We just can't keep up and if we tried we'd out weigh you guys.
Jeebus, Dean! What were you thinking?