No, no, Dean... it's aliens that made that crop circle.

You can go lock yourself in your basement, but those aliens will still try to get into your house and get you.

However, they happen to be strangely vulnerable to water. Or you might try whacking them with a baseball bat.

Paul, Paul, Paul I can't believe it. Finally someone is in agreement with me!

Those are Aliens from outer space. Oh my, I will have to arm my home a little bit better. I never knew water would keep me safe as you all should know by now I live alone with a smart cat that thinks he is a dog...yep, good ole' Mr. Pips.

Oh my, what shall I do? Mr. Pips is not fond of water. Guess I better get a few more bats, you think!?!

One would think that beings who had mastered intergalactic travel wouldn't resort to heiroglyphics once they got here.

Forget water. Any kid knows the way you take out a space alien is first:

1. Put on the ol' tinfoil hat to block out their mind-control zapper rays

2. Subject them to endless re-runs of The Partridge Family and The Gong Show, to rot their minds, so you can take off the tinfoil hat for the next step.

3. Once they're stupefied, then you sneak up on 'em, put the tinfoil hat on them, and douse 'em with Tabasco sauce. Them hot peppers will just melt 'em into a quivering puddle of goo, and the hat holds in the heat to more quickly carry the reaction forward. The resulting goo bears a strong resemblence to giant boogers, and is tailor-made for tormenting younger siblings, the bully down the street, and that no-good teacher in the 3rd period (spitwad full of boogers into his hair-piece oughta do it).

Oh my my Samuel I am laughing so hard I could pee my pretty panties! You are very clever Mr. Samuel and I will rather enjoy tormenting them with The Partridge Family and the ever popular Gong Show! You did not mention a brand of tinfoil but I will surely make sure my pantry stays stock in it. I will hurry to the store and get the hottest brand of Tobasco and Hot Peppers that is available here. I live in the good ole' state of the Alamo and we surely know all about the finest hot peppers around.

Thank you for your good advice, now Mr. Pips and me shall be armed in full armour thanks to you!

(my sides hurt) giggle giggle

Side Note: Does anyone wonder why I have to come to Dean's World everyday!?! It's just a terrific blog with wonderful earthlings that comment, and of course the Dean himself who trys to convince us he is not funny.

The "Crop Circle-Maker Formerly Known as Prince"?

A Tesla-oriented Crop Circle.

Cool.

Delightful design. Extremely aesthetic.

I can imagine myself getting up in the middle of the night to make 'em.
I CANNOT imagine myself traveling to see one.