Attention, O.J.: Stop Searching The Golf Courses, Maybe This Guy's The One (Joe Gandelman)
When he walked in the door the 105-year-old Walmart greeter probably said, "Hi! Welcome to Walmart!! Can I help you?!" but then for some strange reason they got suspcious...
I can just see the new ad campaign, now:
Shopping at WalMart -- it does a body good!