Dean's World: I Am All

June 15, 2004

I Am All

Do you remember who the vile liar Micah Wright is?

Well, Micah recently made a discovery. Secretly, Michele Catalano is one of Dean Esmay's many alter-egos.

I want you all to know that I am also known as Andrea Harris, where I sometimes I pretend to be other people.

And yes, I am also Jim Treacher and, yes, I am Kevin Parrot.

In reality I'm all of them.

Micah Wright has exposed me, and now you know the awful truth.

* Update * Please be aware that I am also Steven Den Beste.

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*gasp*! Oh, no! And you're probably me too!

Posted by Dave on June 15, 2004 at 9:01 AM

Not "I am Legion"? Or would that be the QOAE?

Posted by Dave Schuler on June 15, 2004 at 9:11 AM

His name was Robert Paulson

Posted by sentinel on June 15, 2004 at 9:16 AM

The Queen is Legion.

Posted by Dean Esmay on June 15, 2004 at 9:19 AM

Several hundred people admitting to being Jim Treacher.
Damn. Talk about multiple personality disorder.

Posted by maor on June 15, 2004 at 9:20 AM

By the same reasoning, all of us who post at a mu.nu domain are secretly Pixy Misa.

Posted by triticale on June 15, 2004 at 9:31 AM

You're NOT the Eggman?
koo-koo, ...ah, boo!

Posted by TC-LeatherPenguin on June 15, 2004 at 9:42 AM

Can you be me too? I think it would do wonders for my site's popularity.

Posted by Chaos Overlord on June 15, 2004 at 9:55 AM

Parrott. Double-t. At least get my name right! Er, I mean HIS name!

Posted by Jim Treacher on June 15, 2004 at 9:59 AM

Dean, are you Kerry and Bush, then? And (the evil) Dean? Ha, remember that guy? Seems like centuries ago, now.

Posted by dowingba on June 15, 2004 at 10:26 AM

Micah should really read DNS and BIND by Cricket Liu, Paul Albitz, Mike Loukides. It would really clear up on his many misconception.

Posted by BigFire on June 15, 2004 at 10:52 AM

No one wants to claim they are me.

Come to think of it, I don't want to claim to be me, either.

Posted by Mr. E. on June 15, 2004 at 10:55 AM

I am Sparticus!

Posted by Eric Jablow on June 15, 2004 at 11:13 AM

"Dean, are you Kerry and Bush, then?"

dowingba- He's Kerry, and he was Bush 3 times before he wasn't Bush.

Posted by dave on June 15, 2004 at 11:17 AM

I am the walrus.

Posted by Amy Phillips on June 15, 2004 at 11:27 AM

This Parrot/Treacher accusation was made by someone else sometime last year, as I recall. Dunno if it's true.

Posted by Bill from INDC Journal on June 15, 2004 at 11:48 AM

If I recall, the accusers went into more detail, but looking at the two sites, I highly doubt it.

Posted by Bill from INDC Journal on June 15, 2004 at 11:50 AM

Semolina pilchard climbing up the Eiffel tower Elementary penguin singing Hare Krishna Man you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allan Poe

Posted by Paul Burgess on June 15, 2004 at 11:56 AM

"This Parrot/Treacher accusation was made by someone else sometime last year, as I recall."

That would be my stalker. Well, one of my stalkers.

And it's ParroTT!

Posted by Jim Treacher on June 15, 2004 at 12:13 PM

Yeah! Stop calling me Parrot!

I mean him.

Whoops! You caught me!

Posted by Rosemary the Queen of All Evil on June 15, 2004 at 12:21 PM

Bill! Stop talking and go shoot moonbats!
(then bring back pictures)

Posted by TC-LeatherPenguin on June 15, 2004 at 2:32 PM

Oh, sorry for the typo treecher.

Posted by Bill from INDC Journal on June 15, 2004 at 3:20 PM

All your identities are belong to us.

[signed]

InstaPundit / Kos

Posted by Kim du Toit on June 15, 2004 at 4:46 PM

Do they belong to the Harper Valley Parrott/Treacher Association?

Posted by McGehee on June 15, 2004 at 5:48 PM

Please tell me you're not Lileks

Rich

Posted by Rich on June 15, 2004 at 5:55 PM

Sorry man.

Wanna see my matchbook cover collection?

Posted by Dean Esmay on June 15, 2004 at 6:23 PM

I'm minigun ... and Allah ... definitely Allah.

Posted by Jheka on June 15, 2004 at 8:05 PM

HAIL TO THE KING OF ALL!!!!

Posted by Steven Malcolm Anderson the Lesbian-worshipping gun-loving selfish aesthete on June 15, 2004 at 11:37 PM

I'm sorry, I have a hard enough time remembering that I'm thirty-eight and not still a kid. I think I'll pass on being someone else.

Of course, if the right offer comes along....

Posted by Mike on June 16, 2004 at 11:51 AM