He Can Suck the Chrome Off a Trailer Hitch (Ilyka Damen)
It's wrong. I shouldn't jump on the bandwagon. I shouldn't link things just because everyone else does and oh, p.s., they just happen to groove along with my juvenile sense of humor. I really shouldn't--
Oh, who cares. It's Friday. What better day of the week to celebrate one young leftist's quest to mack with the ladies?
(By the way, the title is lifted from young master Gonzalez' profile; you'll have to enlarge the screen shot linked above to read it. I hope it is not representative of the overall quality of woo-pitching in grad schools today, because that line was already old and tired when I was in high school.)
UPDATE: Yes, okay, so it's only a parody. Does it count if I wanted it to be true?
Sorry... I don't think such a woman exists. You get, at most, two out of the three.
Looks like that image is definantly fake
Last login time is the same, height is the same, various other things..
Although first glance I guessed it would be. His height looked all wrong from the outset.
-b
I guess the whole "You're a capitalist pig who should have nipples like dessert plates" didn't give it away, then, huh...?
I guess the whole "You're a capitalist pig who should have nipples like dessert plates" didn't give it away, then, huh...?
I thought that's what we all wanted.
Heh. Funny, but I never even thought about nipples as dessert plates until after I'd written it.
But yeah, I guess we do, come to think of it.
Naaah, not me. I prefer tea cups. Heh.