Vladimir Putin, Ladies' Man? (Ilyka Damen)
I've read reports that press freedom in Russia has been curtailed under Putin, as media there increasingly answers to the state; now, however, I'm certain of it.
Just get the man his Courvoisier.
UPDATE: Alternately, if Courvoisier's not to Putin's taste, he could always take beverage tips from Treacher.
OMIGOD!
Putin is the Russina version of Clinton!
And right here we have the core of most men's need to rise to power. All of us someday dream of having young 22-year-old women speak glowingly of our qualities while sighing at the picture of us on their desks.
But it turns out to be easier for most men to just, you know, rule the world, and force the newspaper to print these fantasies.