What's the best that could have happened on that date, sex? But a PS2 can last years. It's the gift that keeps on giving (and never whines that you didn't take out the garbage).

While we're at it, why not make a Top 10 list why PS2 (or XBox if you prefer) is better than women.

XBox can roast in firey depths of hell for all I care -- because of that stupid god-pounding machine, the sequel to one of my favorite all time games was just hosed. Deus Ex: Invisible War. Ugh.

How was it hosed? Deus Ex: Invisible War came out on PC and Xbox. Sure, it wasn't anywhere near as good as the original Deus Ex for PC, but you know what my solution to that is? Go back and play Deus Ex again. It's probably the best game of the last decade, and the replay value is phenomenal.

XBox:
1. Doesn't whine or nag.
2. If you no longer care for it, you can sell it on eBay.
3. If you're so inclined, you can cannibalize the parts for your next PC.

Jordan:
1. Looks hot, but the headlights have been hopped up.
2. Self-confessed to be high maintenance

Frankly, the X-Box seems a better deal to me, too.

Who says it was PS2 over sex?

It was PS2 over an all expense paid date with a stranger. In that situation, I'd take the PS2 as well.

Now if the sex was GUARANTEED, then thats a different story.

Well if the sex was GUARANTEED, she would just be a prostitute. I'd take a friggin' Sega Master System over a prositute any day.

Canada boy needs to get laid, BAD!

They outlawed sex in Canada a while ago, actually. Experts predict it will stave off that horrible over-population problem we so obviously have. Stupid Repugnicans claim we'll have a big problem in about 1 generation from now. What do they know? Stupid Repugnicans.

Must be a eunich.

Ten Reasons why an XBox is better than a girlfriend.

10. You can turn on an XBox with one finger.
9. An XBox doesn't mind being completely controlled.
8. XBoxes actually *are* all the same.
7. An XBox doesn't care what movie you want to watch.
6. Your XBox will never get tired of doing the same thing over and over.
5. Your XBox is not jealous of XBox Next.
4. An XBox is ready to play when you are.
3. No maintenance.
2. No matter how much you feed it, it doesn't get fatter.
1. A foursome with three other guys actually better than one on one.

Hey Dean, Mike here from MikeandJorge.com, love the site man. I can already tell from this post i'll be visiting pretty often. The only thing PS2 has on Xbox is more games out, but once Halo 2 hits the shelves college kids around the world (and definitely here) are gonna be hooked up to their xbox's like it's their freaking job. Ramen noodles and late night Halo tournaments here we come...

Uh, did any of you guys click thru to the pictures? That Jordan looked a lot better to me than some pixelated image with a ripped-off soundtrack.

I mean, you can buy a PS2 at your local Wal-Mart, but, you're not going to find anything looking like Jordan there. Why not go for it?

Cobb,

That is just sad. Funny but sad.

Had they substitued Matthew McConahey (don't know if I spelled that right or not), for pretty young Jordan, I'd have been all over good ole Matt. Guess PS2 doesn't hold the same appeal for me as it did for what's his name.

If it was an all-expense paid date, you could have taken her to the Superbowl. Gotta be farsighted here, guys.

This from someone who owns a PS2, Gamecube and an Xbox.

They all rock in one way or another. In fact teh xbox is my least reliable platform, it gets bugg more often than my PS2 which is older than dirt (game wise).

The Xbox has some sweet games, but only becasue Microsoft has levered to make lots of really good games exclusive, oh well.

PS2 has the greatest library of games ever..

The Gamecube has some awsome titles, and like the Xbox have a house design team that makes owning one worth it.

I would play Deus Ex again...except I can't find the cd. Been looking for two weeks.

Either he's having really bad sex, or I'm not playing the right PS2 games.

Remember ladies, if you want your man to spend quality time with you watching a chick flick, you have to even it out by spending quality time with him playing video games together. It's only fair! Besides, you might find out just why he's so addicted to that console.

stevel: I take it you've never been to a Wal-Mart, then?

They have women there, you see. Some of them are even young and attractive.

I'd have taken the PS/2, myself, if I didn't already have one.

(I prefer dates with women I know rather than strangers on TV shows. Of course, I never would have gone on the show to begin with...)