Totally Hax0red! (dowingba)
Man, I hacked into Dean's World. This is totally hax0red!
Nah, really, Dean asked me to guest blog for a couple days. I won't "thank" him like those whiny guest authors before me; no, Dean will damn well thank me. He will get down on his hands and knees and beg for my approval, and I'll flip quarters at him and laugh and I'll make him dance like the trained rodent that he is...
...Oh wait, that's what college is for. My bad.
Unfortunately, though, I have this "job" thingy, so I shan't be posting quite as much as our beloved host usually does. I have some good essays brewing in my head for later, but for now, I'll simply leave you with that classic Dean's World laziness tool: an open discussion! So without further ado...
Discuss.
You suck!
Suck like a fox!
Um, people usually come up with a topic ...
Yeah, that's cool when that happens.
I have a topic.
John Kerry S-U-C-K-S!
Hi, I'm John Kerry and my job is being my wife's bitch and that's why I am an entrepreneurial Democrat. I invented being a woman's bitch and nobody is a better bitch than I am...
There you go. Topic!
I think that you may be a better bitch than he is ...
You're right. Let's talk about me then.
I'm asked all the time: Are you a good bitch or a bad bitch? That is a hard question to answer Glinda. You see, I am a very good at being very bad...
It's good to be the Queen.
Bitch...bitch is as much a verb as it is a noun these days.
So, whose Bitch are you Queeie? You clearly are Dean's Bitch on some level. But is there a greater allegiance?
"Hi, I'm John Kerry and my job is being my wife's bitch and that's why I am an entrepreneurial Democrat."
I don't know whether entrepreneurial is the right word, but you certainly sound...enterprising.
Did I actually call the Queen "Dean's bitch?"
Okay, officially carried away in a new corner of the blogosphere.
Apologies.
Rose, we all know that Kerry sucks, but does he swallow?
Ok. Sorry about that. That was in poor taste. My bad.
Heh...
wow, and I thought I flushed Dean's World down the toilet last weekend... good luck buddy.
The American Electoral College has done the impossible. It sucks and blows all at the same time. Urggle.
So, Kerry, patriot or opportunist?
Based on my knowlege of facial expressions and demeaner,
I would say that Kerry is definitely----A SPITTER!
Well, Rose, I guess that answers Anglo's question, too! {chuckle}
marc: we're just abusing politicians. That doesn't count. :)