Dean's World: C'mon Troops, Do I Need To Show Some Skin? (Rosemary, the QOAE)

.:: Dean's World: C'mon Troops, Do I Need To Show Some Skin? (Rosemary, the QOAE) ::.

April 22, 2004

C'mon Troops, Do I Need To Show Some Skin? (Rosemary, the QOAE)

Don't let the Liberty Alliance get their asses handed to them. We don't mind third place but we'd prefer second.

What's it gonna take to get you to part with some cash? Help our boys over in Iraq by donating now.

I'm thinking about taking some new more REVEALING pictures of my VERY AMPLE RACK.

How much would a picture of the Queen's jewels be worth to ya? How about $10 via the Liberty Alliance. Email proof of the $10 donation to qoae2004@yahoo.com and I'll send you a King's ransom of boobies.

Let's show the military guys that us civilians can get the job done.

Update

Watch your mailboxes, later today we shall be sending out our first batch of pics!

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I'll spend $10 to collect intel on the foette! It's a lot less than I've spent on my own side...

This is analgous to the Christmas Truce of WWI.

Patiently awaiting the surrender documents.

Posted by John of Argghhh! on April 22, 2004 at 6:10 PM

Okay... okay... I'm in for $20 (Paypal is easy!). And although the promise of skin was what really caught my attention, I won't request any pictures :-)

Just want to do my part! Go Liberty Alliance!!

Posted by CJ on April 22, 2004 at 6:27 PM

Is this a great country or what? Patriotism, supporting a good cause, and boobage.

Posted by Dave in Texas on April 22, 2004 at 6:42 PM

For shame, for shame and you told me your Mom saw your first picture and was Shocked! In her moments of the Shock Value you gave your readers your Mom asks you..."Now what if you want to run for some kind of office, dear daughter? That picture of YOUR RACK will hurt your chances!" Rosemary answers...BWAHHHH Mom, I got guts and the votes for me when I run for office will break down voting machines of all those people voting for ME!!! We need women like me that says just what ole' Clint Eastwood did Mom..."Go Ahead Make MY DAY!

Rosemary has her mother raving at the thought of her dear Rosemary offering to show that ample rack again,to ANYONE that donates!

I just got off the phone with YOUR MOTHER and we both agreed!!! That A Girl Rosemary,... women out there that get paid to do this should feel the Shame, our gal is Perking up the boobies for donations to a great cause!!! She even had a pretty perch for those boobies to snuggle into! Victoria Secret needs to SEND MONEY NOW!!!

Posted by Janelle on April 22, 2004 at 7:00 PM

Hey guys;

Is this considered cheating?

http://hsss.net/EPoet/archives/000085.html

If Rosemary can offer a rack, I should be able to make use of this. Feel free to grab it and use it as well, if you like.

Posted by Mr. E. on April 22, 2004 at 7:06 PM

Fighting Fusileers for Freedom, hooah!

Posted by Michael on April 23, 2004 at 1:53 PM

Ample rack indeed! [politely wolf-whistling]

Posted by Puddle Pirate on April 23, 2004 at 7:05 PM