Some stupid girl is offering to dedicate "a posting" to anyone who gives $10 to Spirit of America. Some silly girlie men are impressed while grunts remain silent.
"Ha! Haha!" we say. The weakling fools can offer no better? We offer a counter-challenge!
For a $30 donation, you may ask for either Dean or Rosemary's opinion on any subject. Any subject. The opinion will run a minimum of 200 words, more if the subject requires it, will be guaranteed thoughtful, and will contain a minimum of two references.
It will be a carefully thought-out opinion, and it will be on literally any subject you request.
Any subject.
Furthermore, for only $50, you will get a separate opinion from both Rosemary (the Queen herself!) and Dean.
All you need do is donate now and send us proof of the amount, then request the opinion from either Dean or Rosemary.
Offer is unlimited, although we may cut it off if we get too backlogged.
So come on, what are you waiting for? What do you want to see a posting on? You can be dazzled and impressed at a rate-per-word that would starve any professional writer. What do you want to know, bunky?
Come up with your own ideas instead of ripping mine off.
LAME.
Very, very lame.
Ha! You wish it were your idea!
Don't you guys have JOBS? Matching this (wordy as I am) is gonna be tough!
Not that I'm sure it would be all that much of a draw!
I've seen this before. I think back then they called it the "cold war".
This one seems warmer.
Yeah, we have jobs. Our job is to KICK YOUR ASS.
Wish it were my idea? You practically ripped me off, bitch!
What Rosemary said, John.
Did I just hear a bell ring? 'Cause somebody just got SCHOOLED!
Can I get this service even though I'm already part of the Liberty Alliance? For kicks, I'd like to make Rosemary write 200 words about why she loves John Kerry - without sarcasm!
Oh, for shame...
*sigh*
I see I'll have to scrounge up $30 to make you talk for 200 words about my blog *evil grin*. Selfless giving and shamless promotion all in one.
I'm still going to hell...
Gt: Can do!
Bill: Well that's not an opinion, that's telling her to have a specific one, but you know she's easy, she did marry me...
We want the rack!
We want the rack!
We want the rack!
Now for those who are tired of the same old squabbling, I invite you to come by and enter our contest. Let's put the fun back in fun-draising!!
*cough* Go Fusileers! *cough*
Just so you know, I haven't set a minimum on how much you need to donate in order to get services from me.
Even one dollar of your hard earned money gets you rewards from the Victory Coalition.
Unlike these people.
Dean, your link on the Spirit of America donation page is not working. The URL points to www.deanemay.com and not www.deanesmay.com
pffffffffft,
Even one dollar of your hard earned money gets you rewards from the Victory Coalition.
Every dollar you donate attributed in OUR behalf will get ANOTHER dollar contributed in our behalf.
HA!
And Dean just when are you going to begin the fight?
bwahahahahaha