Dean's World: Bangles Proof Of Sentience

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April 20, 2004

Bangles Proof Of Sentience

Scientists have proven that Bangles=Intelligence.

I always thought so.

All the old paintings on the tombs
They do the sand dance don't you know
If they move too quick (oh whey oh)
They're falling down like a domino...

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What a relief! For a minute there, I thought you meant the Bangles as in the early 80's girl band.

Posted by Dani on April 20, 2004 at 9:09 AM

What? Do you mean that "Walk Like an Egyptian" was not a cultural and intellectual high point?

Posted by Dave T. on April 20, 2004 at 10:41 AM

Absolutely a high point. I have an MP3 of it.

So there.

Posted by Dave on April 20, 2004 at 11:14 AM

Okay, if Intelligence = Bangles, then why didn't it work for him ?

Posted by Dani on April 20, 2004 at 1:22 PM

The sentience typical for 75,000 b.c. apparently is insufficient for political success.

Posted by Dean Esmay on April 20, 2004 at 6:48 PM

No, bangles = aesthetic sense. Play and boredom = sentience far as I'm concerned. Only a sentient creature can get bored.

You ever notice that most tests of sentience are designed with humans in mind?

Posted by Alan Kellogg on April 20, 2004 at 6:55 PM

Walk like an electrician.

Posted by Attila Girl on April 21, 2004 at 1:50 AM

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