You know, I'm starting to feel very uncomfortable and harassed around here. I DEMAND (wait a minute; this is Rosemary, the Queen of All Evil) I would greatly appreciate it if the women around here would show some sensitivity for us poor, downtrodden men. This sexual innuendo and rough language is upsetting our delicate sensibilities.
Per Rose:
"I'm sick of politics and I'm also in heat..."
Isn't Dean around? I would think he could help in that department.
Husband's home now, proving as always the superiority of reality over fantasy. Mmmmmm... Colin who? Pierce who? Adrian what's-his-name? Thanks for a fun day, Rosemary.
OH MY GOSH!!! I had no idea what DILF meant until I read this post. Ewwwwww!!! (Not your post, it explains a comment that went totally over my head last year.)
Colin Firth is a total hottie. I've had a thing for him ever since I saw him do Mr. Darcy in Pride and Prejudice. Did you know he's a writer, too? Heard him on NPR one afternoon; very literate guy. Which just makes him hotter, IMHO...
Dagnabbit! Just drooled all over the keyboard...definitely hot around here, Rosemary!
I'm sick of politics and I'm also in heat...
So today it's all about us girls and hot men.
Hmmmm ... I thought that the 'D' stood for "Dork."
You know, I'm starting to feel very uncomfortable and harassed around here. I DEMAND (wait a minute; this is Rosemary, the Queen of All Evil) I would greatly appreciate it if the women around here would show some sensitivity for us poor, downtrodden men. This sexual innuendo and rough language is upsetting our delicate sensibilities.
Per Rose:
"I'm sick of politics and I'm also in heat..."
Isn't Dean around? I would think he could help in that department.
Dealt with. :-)
I presume Dean is a DYLF (Dad You'd Like to F***), too. Well, I guess that's been remedied...
(High fives Dean in the locker room.)
Husband's home now, proving as always the superiority of reality over fantasy. Mmmmmm... Colin who? Pierce who? Adrian what's-his-name? Thanks for a fun day, Rosemary.
OH MY GOSH!!! I had no idea what DILF meant until I read this post. Ewwwwww!!! (Not your post, it explains a comment that went totally over my head last year.)
"I'm sick of politics and also in heat..."
Meow! Rosemary needs to be spayed!
Rosemary needs to be spayed!
No. What I need only rhymes with spayed.
"No. What I need only rhymes with spayed."
Dean, you sure are in big trouble tonight. Did you take your vitamins?
Ahem!
I hope that turn about is fair-play, and that Dean get to post a MILF soon!
:)
Colin Firth is a total hottie. I've had a thing for him ever since I saw him do Mr. Darcy in Pride and Prejudice. Did you know he's a writer, too? Heard him on NPR one afternoon; very literate guy. Which just makes him hotter, IMHO...
/drool session
Huh? I think he's okay, but pretty far from a hottie. I did see "Pride and Predjudice," too. I guess there's no accounting for taste.
"I presume Dean is a DYLF"
"Dealt with. :-)"
*sticks fingers in ears*
LALALALALALALA.....
At this time it is appropriate to repeat a little maths proof I learned recently:
Proof that Rosemary (and all other wimmensfolks is evil)
1. Men universally agree women consume both time and money:
women = time x money
2. Axiomatically, time is money:
time = money
3. Also, money is the root of all evil:
money = sqrt(evil)
4. Combining terms:
women = time x money
women = money x money
women = sqrt(evil) x sqrt (evil)
women = evil
QED
I make more money than my husband- does that make me an imaginary number?
Samuel, as my husband likes to say, "Women are evil, and men are stupid. That explains everything."
(He's actually fairly smart, but I think I see what he's driving at.)
New one for you: "GILF"
First on the list for me: Jennifer M. Granholm
I'll be your errand boy.
This dude needs a Hugh Hefner DNA paternity test.