Kerry Rocks! (Rosemary, the QOAE)

Kerry For President! He'll put a stop to these partisan hacks. With their "facts" and their smug always on "one side" of an issue.
John Kerry for President. He's nuanced, he's from New England and he's not Chimpy McSmirk.
Hey- that link takes me right back to where I was!! Whats up with that?? I want to see the partisan hacks!
I know- those nasty republicans have hacked your site!! Call in the black helicopters!
Yeah, I'm a l337 r3pu6l1c4n hax0r!
Dean is a partisan hack! That is why I linked him.
The other one isn't Dean. There are two separate links Phil...
Happy April Fools Day!
You're beginning to enjoy this a little bit too much Rosemanry... I worry for you :-)
I thought perhaps because I'd returned from below the equator that my computer was still reading this backwards.
Facts are for pussies! Go Kerry!
HAIL THE PEASANT OF NONE GOOD!
Indeed I do rock, Rosemary. I am the rockin'est candidate for President this nation has ever seen serve in Vietnam. You just wait until I get to rocking. And rolling. I'm going to rock and roll all over Bush's crooked, lying ass. Rock and roll and rap and hippity hop and all that phat shit.
Can I say shit? I know this isn't Rolling Stone? Oh, what the @#$!!, I'll say it anyway.
Oh John Kerry, I love you.
I want you to be my baby daddy!
Can I be yo Ho?
I'll KEEL her! I'll KEEL her! Let me at her! I'll KEEL her!
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chimpy mcsmirk.... I think you should patent that!