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April 01, 2004

Why Kerry? (Rosemary, the QOAE)

The hair, those eyes, that chin and his voice. He's like Ted Kennedy without the sex-appeal.

That is what this country needs. A Democrat that can't get laid without cash.

Expand Economic Opportunity for Women
As the top Democrat on the Senate Small Business Committee, John Kerry has been hailed as the Senate's leader on initiatives that assist women-owned businesses – beginning with the Boston Center for Women and Enterprise, a national model Kerry championed. He has been at the forefront of defending affirmative action, helping women-owned businesses in government contracting and making start-up and venture capital available to woman entrepreneurs.

Kerry for President. If Kerry gets a blowjob as POTUS he'll be helping the economy.

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Rosemary, is it fun to be crude? I mean, what's the deal?

Posted by peggy on April 01, 2004 at 12:52 AM


Totally fun.

Posted by Rosemary the Queen of All Evil on April 01, 2004 at 1:05 AM


What's this business about "S'naed Dlrow?" Shouldn't you now be opposing the conservative tradition in herstory, alchemy, and religion?

Posted by Xlrq on April 01, 2004 at 1:10 AM


I don't know, peggy. It's almost as if Rosemary thinks we're all fools or something. Well I, for one, am no fool! The only fools here are Rosemary and possibly Dean!

But you have convinced me to support Kerry now. It all seems so clear, now. Can I help you overthrow Bush?

Posted by dowingba on April 01, 2004 at 1:11 AM


Yes, and it should be "s'naeD dlroW".

Posted by dowingba on April 01, 2004 at 1:14 AM


Actually, no, you can't, stupid Canadian.

Posted by Xlrq on April 01, 2004 at 1:14 AM


Don't be hijacking my thread. Or I will edit your comment in really nasty ways.

Posted by For Asshat on April 01, 2004 at 1:15 AM


Dow,

Yes, we must overthrow Chimpy McBush. To Arms!

Posted by Rosemary the Queen of All Evil on April 01, 2004 at 1:15 AM


In 6-8 weeks I'll have a passport. Can you delay the revolution until then, please? I promise to bring some of that Canadian beer I know you love so much.

Posted by dowingba on April 01, 2004 at 1:17 AM


Oh, I see.

Posted by peggy on April 01, 2004 at 1:21 AM


Dude! I'll wait for you!

I'll do almost anything for Canadian Beer.

Posted by Rosemary the Queen of All Evil on April 01, 2004 at 1:21 AM


Peggy,

Good to have you back. ;-)

Posted by Rosemary the Queen of All Evil on April 01, 2004 at 1:22 AM


From where?

Posted by peggy on April 01, 2004 at 1:26 AM


Since when do you Canucks need a passport to come here? It's not like we can't tell you apart from us 'Mercuns. The flapping heads are a dead giveaway.

Posted by Xlrq on April 01, 2004 at 1:27 AM


Peggy,

I don't know from where - you're the one that left.


[it's late so I'm a bit goofy]

Posted by Rosemary the Queen of All Evil on April 01, 2004 at 1:35 AM


It's going to be a long day. :-)
Hey, were having our 18th annual "Any Fool Can Buy A Bar" party today!
A long day, at least what I'll remember of it.

Posted by Mark Adams on April 01, 2004 at 1:36 AM


Xrlq, since September 11, 2001.

Posted by dowingba on April 01, 2004 at 1:38 AM


This page annoys me.

Posted by Dave Winer on April 01, 2004 at 1:41 AM


Oh, I meant something like 'when was I ever here?' I mean, this isn't a chat room, right? I was "here" the other day, in the comments section, just as you have come to mine, so I guess that's the where and the here of it.
Anyway, a new hobby of mine is to visit Rightie/Libertarian sites, for signs of intelligent dialog. Should I stay? Will I seek that which I am searching for here?

Posted by peggy on April 01, 2004 at 1:42 AM


Peggy,

Probably not today.[grin]

Posted by Rosemary the Queen of All Evil on April 01, 2004 at 1:44 AM


Oh well. Sorry, Dowingba, but you wouldn't need that damned passport to come here if 19 of your own countrymen hadn't flown those airplanes into those skyscrapers in New York.

Posted by Xlrq on April 01, 2004 at 1:50 AM


I hear Tacitus is a good place to look, for real dialogue. Think I'll go there....
Bye. It's been real.

Posted by peggy on April 01, 2004 at 1:56 AM


Listen, Xrlq, you friggin' imperialist Nazi Americans already replaced our Mighty Liberal Chretien with the pretend-liberal Martin, who is really just a proxy for your racist, Nazi agenda; do you really want to keep blaming us for 9/11? Just because Bush's propoganda machine (ie: the Right Wing Media (ie: EVERY CHANNEL)) lied to everyone and convinced you that it was anyone but Bush himself who orchestrated those attacks...

Open your eyes, you damn dirty zealots. Bush will rule the known world by 2007 if he's re "elected" (which, of course, he will be, because he just rigs the elections anyway which was proven in Florida in 2000!)!

Is is our duty, as humans, to remove Bush (AKA: Hitler + Mao x infinity!), NOW. Every minute he's in power another innocent child dies at his merciless, bloodied, oil stained hands.

I will be proud to fight alongside my Muslim brothers against the Great Satan of the West.

Posted by dowingba on April 01, 2004 at 1:58 AM


The Canadians are ultimately to fault for everything that's wrong with this world if you ask me.

Posted by Dean Esmay on April 01, 2004 at 1:58 AM


Jesus, Dean. Just because Canada is seen as overbearing and rude, doesn't mean we are! It's just a useless stereotype. You're just one of the idiots in poorer, smaller countries that are just jealous of us. Just because Canada has the biggest military in the world and the most nukes. Christ. Give it a rest, already, man.

Posted by dowingba on April 01, 2004 at 2:08 AM


"He has been at the forefront of defending affirmative action, helping women-owned businesses in government contracting and making start-up and venture capital available to woman entrepreneurs."

Wow. Wait till the wife hears about this.

Posted by Sean Kinsell on April 01, 2004 at 2:25 AM


Kerry hates queers. That's why I'll vote for him!

Posted by I'm a Commie on April 01, 2004 at 2:33 AM


i dunno...i think kerry's kinda hot. especially when he was younger. mmm...

Posted by zach. on April 01, 2004 at 11:07 AM


You know, I'm sick and tired of Canadians! Their coins don't even work in our office vending machine. What's up with that? It's a vast Canadian conspiracy.

We give them Baywatch and the George Foreman Grill, and they give us nothing!

I didn't want it to go this far, but I think it's time to boycott Bryan Adams.

Posted by Will on April 01, 2004 at 12:50 PM


No surely not!

Not Bryan Adams.

Posted by Rosemary the Queen of All Evil on April 01, 2004 at 12:59 PM


Will:

Yeah, we gave Canadians Baywatch, but we used a Canadian star (Pammy) to sell it to them.

Posted by marko on April 01, 2004 at 7:13 PM


I'm starting to like Bush, but only for today.

Posted by marko on April 01, 2004 at 7:14 PM


 



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