The trunk monkey could possibly be the single most essential luxury add-on for the american automotive experience. What's cool is that at a small extra charge (just the cost of a couple of bananas) you can use it at home, work or school, just like X-Radio!
Just wait 'til the Democrats get wind of this, and try to unionize the trunk monkeys. With the support of the animal rights folks, they'll force the rich to pony up for workmen's comp for the trunk monkeys also. I can see the Teamsters picketing: "No to injustice! Don't spank that monkey!" :-P
TrunkMonk is welcome to camp in the back of old Ford Aerostar any time. But only if he promises not to go upside my head with the tire iron, especially when I'm driving, or to shit all over the upholstery.
How do you get clients like Suburban? I worked on Vokswagon US in the late 60's and we thought they were great. I have to bow to the Trunk Monkey and Suburban Auto! Bert Pence
"quote" Just wait 'til the Democrats get wind of this, and try to unionize the trunk monkeys. With the support of the animal rights folks, they'll force the rich to pony up for workmen's comp for the trunk monkeys also. I can see the Teamsters picketing: "No to injustice! Don't spank that monkey!" :-P "quote"
Posted by Samuel Tai on March 28, 2004 at 1:15 PM
The Dems would try and unionise them but the repunlicans would get around by out sourcing their jobs to monkeys in india LOL
"quote" Just wait 'til the Democrats get wind of this, and try to unionize the trunk monkeys. With the support of the animal rights folks, they'll force the rich to pony up for workmen's comp for the trunk monkeys also. I can see the Teamsters picketing: "No to injustice! Don't spank that monkey!" :-P "quote"
Posted by Samuel Tai on March 28, 2004 at 1:15 PM
The Dems would try and unionise them but the republicans would get around by out sourcing their jobs to monkeys in india LOL
The trunk monkey could possibly be the single most essential luxury add-on for the american automotive experience. What's cool is that at a small extra charge (just the cost of a couple of bananas) you can use it at home, work or school, just like X-Radio!
Cracks me up every time.
Just wait 'til the Democrats get wind of this, and try to unionize the trunk monkeys. With the support of the animal rights folks, they'll force the rich to pony up for workmen's comp for the trunk monkeys also. I can see the Teamsters picketing: "No to injustice! Don't spank that monkey!" :-P
Samuel:
LOL, that one made me almost choke on my lunch.
So, Mark, was that lunch, which you almost choked, your chicken?
Boo, just remember triticale, pun spelled backwards is N-U-P, and that will be eNUP outta you. :-)
TrunkMonk is welcome to camp in the back of old Ford Aerostar any time. But only if he promises not to go upside my head with the tire iron, especially when I'm driving, or to shit all over the upholstery.
Arnold Harris
Mount Horeb WI
How do you get clients like Suburban? I worked on Vokswagon US in the late 60's and we thought they were great. I have to bow to the Trunk Monkey and Suburban Auto! Bert Pence
"quote" Just wait 'til the Democrats get wind of this, and try to unionize the trunk monkeys. With the support of the animal rights folks, they'll force the rich to pony up for workmen's comp for the trunk monkeys also. I can see the Teamsters picketing: "No to injustice! Don't spank that monkey!" :-P "quote"
Posted by Samuel Tai on March 28, 2004 at 1:15 PM
The Dems would try and unionise them but the repunlicans would get around by out sourcing their jobs to monkeys in india LOL
"quote" Just wait 'til the Democrats get wind of this, and try to unionize the trunk monkeys. With the support of the animal rights folks, they'll force the rich to pony up for workmen's comp for the trunk monkeys also. I can see the Teamsters picketing: "No to injustice! Don't spank that monkey!" :-P "quote"
Posted by Samuel Tai on March 28, 2004 at 1:15 PM
The Dems would try and unionise them but the republicans would get around by out sourcing their jobs to monkeys in india LOL
Hail to the Trunk Monkey...I wonder what held him back from wacking the driver when ordered 'get back in the trunk'.