My wife is far better companionship than some damned goat. Cooks good, too. Besides, women won't chew the leather off the furniture. Anyhow, you can always buy goat's milk in the freakfoods department of your local supermarket, if that's how you get your jollies.
Last year I told a friend about a set of golf clubs I got for my wife.
His comment? Nice trade!
My wife is far better companionship than some damned goat. Cooks good, too. Besides, women won't chew the leather off the furniture. Anyhow, you can always buy goat's milk in the freakfoods department of your local supermarket, if that's how you get your jollies.
Arnold Harris
Mount Horeb WI
BWHAHAHAHA!
Too rich.