I got the same thing Dean. I don't know about you but I think being Incredibly Jewish and One Lucky Christian could explain...aahh,... I have to go now...my psychiatrist is on the phone.

The quiz is defective...there's no way to answer "no" to whether I've ever listened to any of the 4 music artists, and there's no way to answer "I never eat matzo balls" without choosing the ridiculous "dirty quiz" answer. I gave up. Oy.

Say you use any Yiddish phrase and you're as good as a Cohen.

Even if you do like sausage pizza with extra cheese.

"He's either a Reform Jew or an American. Either way don't trust him with the silverware."

That's probably what did it for me. I love Yiddish terms, especially putz, schmuck, and kvetch.

I couldn't do the quiz because I've never LISTENED TO any of the choices in question #3. It won't let you continue if you don't check something in question #3. But just for the sake of inconsistency, I chose "Phish", because I've at least heard of them. I got "Somewhat Jewish".

Funny thing is, I actually do say "oy vey" pretty much every day.

Oy Vey Iz Mir! I gave up gefilte fish for bacon!

Oy Vey! Actually, I find my self liking these terms a lot. Must be the jewish in me.

So Nu? :)

I scored "Incredibly Jewish" also. Much as I hate anti-Semitism, admire many Jews past and present, and support Israel, I'm not Jewish by any stretch. What would I have to do to get "goysche kop"*? Be Pat Buchanan?

(Of course, if I know the meaning of "goyshe kop", I guess I'm an honorary Jew.)