Mmmmmm, boobs and guns.

This IS America, Toto.

Nicely implied "Look but don't touch" message there.

Izzat a Mossberg? 500-series model?

It's Mr. Mossberg?! In the flesh?! Oh, and some breasts.

My professional opinion is- nice rack.

Is that a Victoria's Secret? Mine didn't come with the nice, shiny accessories. I'm taking it back.

Samuel: Yes. Rose and I are the only ones allowed to mess with it though.

Yep. Victoria's Secret. Love that store...

Lovely. Just absolutely Lovely.

Oh, and the breasts look nice, too.

Hey Donnie!! These people didn't think I was hot!

I personally think your choice of finger nail polish ROCKS BIG TIME!

And here I was expecting a picture of dishes draining...

I did, Rosemary. And I've seen a lot of boobs.

I still can't stop laughing.

Samual: "Oooh, is that a Mossberg?"

Dani: "Oooh, is that Victoria's Secret?"

Yeah. Tell me there's no male/female difference...

Ooooh la la.....

Even the Russian judge says:"10"!!

I am feeling so damned warm and happy right now, I can't describe it.

Pardon me, but that's worth a hubba hubba.

I wasn't going to ask to see them, but since you offered...let me just say that they're lovely. I am, however, still solidly in favor of sensible gun control.

Happiness is a warm gun
Happiness is a warm gun
When I hold you in my arms
And I feel my finger on your trigger
I know nobody can do me no harm
'Cause happiness is a warm gun
-Yes it is.

Impressive (I thought it belonged in the back of your pickup truck).

Thanks for the serenade Ara. Great albumn that was.

I'm a little disappointed...I was hoping for something in St. Patrick's Day emerald green...

Ahhh...that's better, thanks.

Thanks, Ralph. I'll be here all week. Try the veal.

Ooooh. Gun metal blue.

Rosemary:
Would you be offended if we had a contest to see who could come closest to your bra size?

Nope

Nice gun!

And the rack is quite splendid, I must say.

In fact, the whole picture just says "Tough but tender and TAKEN." :)

34-C

38C...I know I'm right, but why am I craving ammunition and milk?....Two words: AWE-SOME!

I'd guess, uh lemme see. Yep 12 guage for sure.

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Hey Girl,
Your boobs look smaller. What's up with that?

Boob-size?

34 gauge...

Guess:
38 D

I got me one of them shotguns, but my rack... er the wife's is.... well crap, lets just not go there, she has been known to google my name....

Those look like B cups from the picture, and I don't know how tall you are or the width of your back, so I'll guess 36.

So 36-B. But you should know that I normally guess one size too small. Still, I'm sticking with my initial guess.

Or were we guessing the rifle?

Not sure if it helps but I'm 5'7'. And, they do look smaller in that shot. I think it's because the bra and shirt are so dark, no contrast...

"...they do look smaller in that shot. I think it's because the bra and shirt are so dark..."

Well, I for one believe in the interests of accuracy and fair play there needs to be a re-shoot...who's with me?

Chris is right. We need a re-shoot. It's for advancement of mathematics.

I'd guess a C-cup, meself. And just a heads-up for you guys out there: Victoria's Secret only tends to carry "normal" sizes (the choice of words due to some horrible experiences "odd"-sized women have had) - or, in other words, 34-38, A-C. You'll find the occasional bra outside of those sizes, but as many friends of mine have said sorrowfully, VS is not a store for everybody.

So that should narrow down the possibilities some. :)

Gosh, Rosemary! You look great, as does your rifle.
I don't think I have the nerve to publish a similar picture of me. I'm lot's older than you, and you can bet that everything I have probably hangs down an inch or two lower than yours. (-:

Thanks Beth! I'll be 36 next month. I told Dean that for my 40th - I want them puppies lifted if gravity is cruel.

Eh, I'm an exhibitionist at heart. I've gone to the bar dressed in less, just a couple months ago in fact. I enjoy being oggled, hooted at and getting catcalls. Ah, it's fun to be a woman.

B.Durbin,
VS does carry D & DD cups. They don't usually go over 38, though. I don't have the biggest rack in my family and we all shop there, including my blessed mother.

All,

I'll consider a re-shoot.

I'll hazard 2-3/4" 00 buckshot (12 shot) loads in the rack. Probably Remington or Winchester shotshells. Since there's no need for steel shot in a home defense application (since you want the bad guy to contract lead poisoning :D), I'll guess standard lead shot.

38 D? Who's gun is it? Dean's or yours?

I love Victoria's Secret with one exception. For those of us with breasts, I am tired of all that extra padding and lifting. Just give me a pretty, soft and/or lacy, bra without the extra goop and fluff. Nature and grandma took care of the cleavage. Leave the padding in the A and B cups. Us C and D cups don't need the chicken wire, pads, gels, etc. A bra should be an enticing accessory, not a bondage weapon. Plus, there have been studies about underwire bras and circulation and cancer and they are just downright uncomfortable. If I am uncomfortable, I am not feeling sexy...by the way.

I tried to explain this to one of the clerks, but she thought I was insane. Thanks for letting me rant.

Nice picture Rose, and yes it is lovely to be a woman--wouldn't trade it for the alternative in a million years.

I've got to say that it is refreshing to hear that you like being looked at. Many women I know have been reluctant to say so out loud.

You like being looked at, we like looking. Sounds like symbiosis to me.

Oh, and I'll guess a 36 C. A very lovely 36 C.

I'm guessing 12 gauge?

Oh, wait, do I misunderstand the question? ;-)

By the way, I forgot to mention the prize- the winner gets to send the Esmays a nice gift.
Some guidelines:

Non alcoholic
No clothing- gift certificates to VS or Fredricks OK

Should I be the lucky winner- I'll be sending a gallon of pure, authentic VT maple syrup.

BTW, I stand by my C-cup guess, but could adjust the other measurement if/when more data becomes available.

Can we send some food for the Mossberg?

Rosemary....You're HOT. Dean is blessed. (Jacob, too!)

Ammo is a perfectly acceptable gift- although you have to be careful, depending on what state you are sending from, and where it is being sent. For instance, you can't ship 9MM ammo to MA.

So, would this qualify as a boob discussion?

38DD

ditto to what Kaherine said about bras and my guess is the same as hers. Good to know your Mama is blessed in the area of the bosom...you are too.

I think it's a 20 gauge, but maybe I'm just contrary.

I'll take 36 D.

Not too bad of a rack. I missed the voting period, but I would have guessed 36C. Maybe you should have bared them so I could have had a more accurate guess. :)

Beautiful! HAIL TO THE QUEEN OF ALL EVIL!!!! HAIL TO THE QUEEN OF ALL GOOD!!!! HAIL TO THE QUEEN OF ALL!!!! HAIL TO HER GUN!!!! AND HAIL TO THE KING!!!!