For My Buddy Gary
I don't normally post lewd pictures on Dean's World, but with the passing of my friend Gary Utter (see below), I decided to post something in his honor.
He was a prevert, you see, with a preverted sense of humor, and if I'd sent this to him, he would have laughed and laughed and laughed. l think of him every time I see it.
It's not work-safe.
But this is for you, Gary:
A BAD MORNING!
I guess this is a reminder to give her that return phone call you promised.
Well, if it's going to be the last thing you see, I could think of much worse.
Is that loaded?
...and are there bullets in that gun?
That's pretty good, Dean. It made me chuckle and shake my head.
Might I ask who it is?
The hot chick you met last night. ;-)
My wee wifey's caption for that picture would be "Get it up or lose it!"
(Note that her revolver is not a magnum like that one, and also that I have not lost it)
Rosemary?
Good news: Last night was fun.
Bad news: You're looking down the barrel of a revolver.
More good news: The broad didn't load the gun.
Bad news: Your about to get pistol-whipped when she realizes her error.
Wow!
Nice... shoulders!
"Breast enlargement does not involve cantelopes, you slimy bastard."
It's not me. I'm better looking and I have a much better rack - without aid of a surgeon...
Prove it.
Prove it.
Thats great...
If this is an illustration of Gary's humor I am truely sad I never knew the man. Seems we could have been good friends.
Prove it.
I will. Maybe even before the weekend is over.
Am I the only one to think of the old schoolyard joke about "she had a pair of 38's and real gun"?
Ric
Whoa!
Didn't she have a nice time? It seems she ain't pleased. =)
Gotta practice more on foreplay...
My ONLY issue with that picture is that I am severly opposed to a firearm, loaded or not, being pointed in an unsafe direction. And if the lady in the picture needs any education on where to point loaded objects, I am available for consultation!
Gregory,
A firearm does no good if it's not pointed in an unsafe direction, on purpose. But be sure to point it at the right person.
I love it! Thank you!
Actually, it looks like she is pointing the weapon slightly off center- or maybe the photographer is not looking through the viewfinder. Otherwise, great shot!!
Rosemary: If you wanted to dramatically increase traffic over the weekend, you could not have said anything better.
she really ought to be careful where she points those things... oh, and the gun, too
Phil,
That never occurred to me. Funny.
Egad!
Be careful will you?
You are going to put someone's eyes out with those things!
Oh, and the gun looks dangerous too :-)
Hey! How'd you get my wife's picture?!?