This Is Important (Rosemary, the Q.O.A.E.)
Martha Stewart ate a very light lunch today. She had Chicken and Dumpling soup. I'm not sure why it's important. But there must be a reason because Fox News reported it 6 times in the last hour.
Did she sell her stock in the pasta company first? INSIDER TRADING!
I saw a cool bumper sticker today (you've probably already seen it):
"I've got a PBS mind in a Fox News world."
Must be part of a "fair and balanced" diet (sorry).
Shep,
Hah!! Good One!
I had chicken and dumpling soup today for lunch too.
That is scary.
Why are people still referring to that Fox abortion as "Fox News?" Unless of course they are mocking themselves, in that case, I'm laughing.
Um, I continue to call it Fox News for two reasons.
1) To annoy you
2) It's the only actual news being broadcast in the US right now, since CNN and the alphabets decided to become mouthpieces for the liberal viewpoint.
Two words: Rupert Murdoch. And, you saying it doesn't annoy me, it delights me. Yes, I like the way Tim Russert is completely distorting the truth on a consistent basis. What we need is more people like Sean Hannity and Bill O'Reilly bringing us their versions of reality. Keep saying that the media is totally liberal AND biased (those are two different things you know?) and you might actually convince yourself. Of course the media is dominated by liberals...duh. So are universities, unions, and a majority of school teachers. I guess university professors, are a bunch of dolts. Why do we insist on sending our children to college? Are we not content to have them learn everthing at home? Those crazy bastards almost had me going. Thank God for people like Rush Limbaugh, Pat Robertson, and William "Snake Eyes" Bennett for showing me the error of my ways.
Real journalists would have told us what she had as a refreshing beverage as well.
"I guess university professors, are a bunch of dolts."
Considering ol' Karl is still popular among so many of them despite nothing but a record of failure...
Tim the Soldier:
"Why are people still referring to that Fox abortion as 'Fox News?'"
I know. Who can put stock in anything they say anymore?
*snerk*