A Good Reason To Vote For Howard Dean (The Joker)
What does an evil dictator think about Howard Dean? After the "I Have a Scream" speech, "former Vermont governor is a ‘madman,’ says madman."
Jan. 27 - North Korean dictator Kim Jung-Il got his first glimpse of Democratic presidential hopeful Howard Dean on the evening of the Iowa caucuses last week and is now “terrified” by the former Vermont governor, associates of Kim revealed today.According to one of Kim’s aides, “There’s only one way to describe the look on Kim’s face when he was watching Dean: pure, unadulterated terror.”
Kim’s every waking moment is now haunted by his fear of Howard Dean, the aide revealed. “At night, Kim gets out of bed and wanders the hallways in his pajamas, muttering Dean’s name,” the aide said. “Dean really gives him the willies.”
Does anyone else think Howard Dean is eerily similar to Dr. Jekyll (New Hampshire) and Mr. Hyde (Iowa)?
Hat Tip: Juliette
If Dean is elected, we should make sure nukes are pointed at N. Korea, Saudi Arabia, Syria, Indonesia, and any other country harboring or supplying our enemies. Talk about controlling terrorist supporting nations without doing anything! They will start tip toeing around us! Never know when President might not like what they say about us! Vote Dean and put the fear into foreign leaders! Osama might not fear being nuked, but Pakistan and Afghanistan leaders do!
the funny thing is, that for all the criticism and humor surrounding "the scream," it really was pretty boring. guess it just goes to show how things can look after being taken out of context. like stumbling in on the end of a conversation to hear like: "...hardcore porn!!" when the earlier half of the sentence makes it seem much more tame.
here's a first-hand perspective of what i'm talking about, with some apt observations about how, in the end, only the scream will matter:
http://www.prospect.org/weblog/archives/2004/01/index.html#002281
"... a new polls shows that most Americans would prefer to see Howard Dean in the White House than freely roaming the streets."
Dr. Jekyll & Mr. Hyde. Now that is an interesting character.
The Joker...uumh, that too is good.
According to one of Kim’s aides, “There’s only one way to describe the look on Kim’s face when he was watching Dean: pure, unadulterated terror.”
Awww, isn't that sweet? Howie reminds Kim of his daddy!
i'm waiting for someone to airbrush his screaming face onto Batboy's head. I'd do it myself, but i really suck at that sort of thing.
"Pure, unadulterated terror"?
Is anyone else thinking what I'm thinking?
Howard Dean for North Korean ambassador!
It'd be nice to have someone on hand who scares that nasty-little-dictator-with-nukes!