The Mesopotamian Speaks
Long live the great alliance of Mesopotamia and the United States of America and her allies. Now is the time, now is the time; Do not delay; unleash the Counter Terror.God Bless Iraq; God Bless America; God bless the Allies.
And above all Praise be to Allah the Almighty the Avenger.
So sayeth the Iraqi citizen who calls himself The Mesopotamian.
You may have this or that criticism. You may have this or that thing that annoys you, and makes you angry. But, let's stop and think about this. This isn't a good day for the Bush administration. It's not a good day for America. It's not a good day for the coalition forces.
You know what it is?
It's a great day for the human race.
I agree Dean. 100%
It's a fine day for George W Bush, for the USA, for Iraq, and humanity in general.
Now I hope our forces and coalition partners will scrape Osama bin Laden out of whatever hole he hides in on Sunday nights. I assume that like Saddam, he has a different hole in the ground, duly covered with styrofoam, for every day in the week.
Arnold Harris
Mount Horeb WI
Now I hope our forces and coalition partners will scrape Osama bin Laden out of whatever hole he hides in on Sunday nights.
I still think that's going to require a Swiffer™ a Q-tip%trade;, or maybe just a wad of TP.
Guess which I think would be more appropriate for the purpose?
Excerpt from the just releaed audio from the "exit" interview of Sadaam:
Delta Force:
Listen up Shoe Shine Boy. You have the right to remain silent. Any dumb ass excuses you make up can and will be used against you in a tribunal for crimes against humanity. If you cannot afford a lawyer (no,you can't have the the 7500 Ben Franks back), one will be appointed for you by the American Trial Lawyers Association (once they stop the stampede to apply for the job). Do you have anything to say at this time?
Sadaam:
It wasn't me. I was in France at the time. Uuuuuuhhh, making a weapons payment. Yeah, that's the ticket.
Fell asleep with TV on again. Woke up at 5 a.m. when the volume suddenly went up 200%. Cheering. Must be a rerun of the of the The Tonight Show. Opening eyes. Hear: "Ladies and gemtlemen, we got him." Video of a veterinarian with gloves on checking for lice in the fur of a mangy dog found in a rat hole. Priceless.
In addition: Uday. Qusay. DOA. Hooray.
KACHIIINNNNGG!