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December 12, 2003

Important Trivia Question

The question is this:

Who invented electricity?

For the record, there is only one correct answer, and there is no debating it.

The person who buzzes in first and answers the question correctly wins five hundred bazillion Trivia Geek points.

* Update * Don't you people know? Haven't you heard that Muddy Waters invented 'lectricity? Yer all a buncha heathens.

(Well, except for Matt and Rick, that is, since they were the only ones to get it right).

By the way, you need to own this CD. You really do.

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Nobody invented electricity - it was discovered.

Iff'n I don't get the trivia geek points, I surely manage half a dozen pedantic prick points.

Posted by Anticipatory Retaliation on December 12, 2003 at 3:34 PM


Wrong!

Next guess!

Posted by Dean Esmay on December 12, 2003 at 3:35 PM


God?

Posted by dowingba on December 12, 2003 at 3:36 PM


Otherwise the answer is Ben Franklin, who discovered it...

Posted by dowingba on December 12, 2003 at 3:37 PM


Sir Humphrey Davy?

Posted by Inscrutable American on December 12, 2003 at 3:40 PM


Nobody invented electricity.

It just is.

(But "Who" invented "Tommy")

Posted by Michael Demmons on December 12, 2003 at 3:40 PM


Dowingba beat me to my first answer. Ampere? Volta?

Posted by triticale on December 12, 2003 at 3:41 PM


Tesla!

Posted by dowingba on December 12, 2003 at 3:43 PM


Actually, the only correct undebateable answer is "No". Who didn't invent electricity.

Posted by dowingba on December 12, 2003 at 3:44 PM


Man. You guys are so lame.

Come on now. Who invented electricity?

Posted by Dean Esmay on December 12, 2003 at 3:46 PM


No.

Posted by dowingba on December 12, 2003 at 3:47 PM


You're pissing us off Esmay!!!!

Posted by Michael Demmons on December 12, 2003 at 3:49 PM


Uh ... I have to say God. Or ... Supreme Being Who Knows All Things ... whatever.

Posted by red on December 12, 2003 at 4:06 PM


Captain Beefheart! With an able assist from Ry Cooder.

Posted by Brian Jones on December 12, 2003 at 4:07 PM


Um, since this is Dean's World--

Dean Esmay?

Posted by Tim on December 12, 2003 at 4:36 PM


YOU GUYS SUCK!!!!


Who invented electricity??????

Posted by Rosemary Esmay on December 12, 2003 at 4:37 PM


William Gilbert? Although I think he'd more accurately be called the inventor of magnetism.

How about Charles Du Fay? He's the one who invented the word "electricty".

My last choice would be Stephen Gray, who discovered that electricity could flow.

Posted by Alex on December 12, 2003 at 4:40 PM


Al Gore?

Posted by rvman on December 12, 2003 at 4:42 PM


Come on guys. He's from the Delta.

You must know it!

Posted by Dean Esmay on December 12, 2003 at 4:43 PM


Bob Dole?

Posted by dowingba on December 12, 2003 at 4:47 PM


He's from Delta? I thought they had a mandatory retirement age.

Muddy Waters?

Posted by Matt on December 12, 2003 at 4:48 PM


Well, according to Landover Baptist, it was Allen Carson. ;-)

Posted by Les on December 12, 2003 at 4:52 PM


Muddy Waters

Posted by Rick DeMent on December 12, 2003 at 4:58 PM


Oh that ws guessed already

Posted by Rick DeMent on December 12, 2003 at 4:58 PM


I thought I'd cheat on this so I googled - "invented electricity" - and the number two hit was Jamie Lee Curtis NUDE!!!. Sounds good to me.

Posted by triticale on December 12, 2003 at 4:59 PM


Well, this a lot like saying who invented oxygen.

Thomas Edison had a lot to do with the discovery of ways to harness electricty and utilized it. But you can look back to Egyptians using batteries to electroplate jewelry.

Posted by MunDane on December 12, 2003 at 4:59 PM


Dean must have gotten out his video tape of "Crossroads" again The movie was a rehash of the karatie kid but the Scene at the end with the duel between Steven Vie and Ry Cooder was worth the price of a copy at the closeout bin.

Posted by Rick DeMent on December 12, 2003 at 5:05 PM


Thor. Zeus. Perun. Hiiaka.

Posted by Steven Malcolm Anderson on December 12, 2003 at 5:12 PM


All of the above are right. But I'm surprised no one has mentioned Galvani.

Posted by Slartibartfast on December 12, 2003 at 5:28 PM


good job dean I'm proud of your little electricity was invented game.

Posted by Andrew on December 12, 2003 at 5:49 PM


The first scientific study of electricity did not appear until 1600, when William Gilbert published research that used the word "electric" to mean what happens when things are rubbed together.

Posted by Alex on December 12, 2003 at 5:57 PM


But you're obviously going for something else. I'm stumped

Posted by Alex on December 12, 2003 at 5:59 PM


Muddy Waters is the obvious answer Dean was looking for. I liked my answer of "No" much better, personally.

Posted by dowingba on December 12, 2003 at 6:01 PM


Note to the Esmays: Recent news references to Dean, including "Dean is crazy" "Dean off the deep end--again" "Dean savages opponents" "Dean Attacks" "Dean Fights again" "Dean backtracks" etc. etc. have nothing to do with Dean Esmay. Do not let this affect your otherwise reasonably sound judgment.

That said,

- Delta? But not necessarily our delta--directing the search to ancient Egypt...or China?

- Is this anything like "How long is a Chinese name?

- Is it really who invented the name electricity?

Nota bene: For anyone so inclined, I give a 4 star recommendation to the recent book "Empires of Light"

Posted by Stephen on December 12, 2003 at 6:31 PM


I vote for Pikachu.

Posted by Sam Barnes on December 12, 2003 at 7:41 PM


The first answer was the correct one. It's not possible to invent something which exists naturally.
The person who normally gets credit is Edison but he did NOT invent electricity.

Posted by Kathy K on December 12, 2003 at 8:36 PM


Nope. The real question is why did they invent it!?

Posted by Casey Tompkins on December 12, 2003 at 8:41 PM


The answer is obvious: Kathy Bates.

Posted by Michael Williams on December 13, 2003 at 12:10 AM


Dean is just trying to piss us all off. He's sitting at his computer right now laughing his face off.

Posted by dowingba on December 13, 2003 at 12:28 AM


No, he's writing me a check for five hundred bazillion Trivia Geek Points, and signing it "Ben Franklin's the Devil!"

Posted by Michael Williams on December 13, 2003 at 12:36 AM


I am going to guess the Sumerians.
http://www.world-mysteries.com/sar_11.htm

Posted by Larry Thacker on December 13, 2003 at 12:47 AM


"I am going to guess the Sumerians.
http://www.world-mysteries.com/sar_11.htm"

Looks like something they'd us in present day iraq.

Posted by Andrew on December 13, 2003 at 1:00 AM


electricity existed from the beginning of the universe, once there were electrons and protons, BLAM! there was electricity. It was a shocking moment!

Posted by QuantumThnk on December 13, 2003 at 1:15 AM


I'm not sure if Dean is being sadistic or he forgot to give the answer before he fell asleep.

Answer is : Muddy Waters

Geek Points awarded to Matt.

Posted by Rosemary Esmay on December 13, 2003 at 1:50 AM


is it Al gore? *Andrew says not satisfied with Rosemary's answer*

Posted by Andrew on December 13, 2003 at 3:12 AM


Sorry, but it really was discovered. It's like asking who invented atoms.

Posted by Colin Gregory Palmer on December 13, 2003 at 6:20 AM


An answer like "Muddy Waters" warrants an explanation, no?

Posted by Dave on December 13, 2003 at 8:26 AM


Muddy Waters

What?

Is that who invented electricity, or an accurate summary of this whole thread?

Posted by LoneStar on December 13, 2003 at 10:00 AM


What no geek points for mentioning Crossroads?

How about this for double secrete probation geek points. The guy who invented electricity was really Charlie Christian, Muddy just popularized it.

Posted by Rick DeMent on December 13, 2003 at 10:20 AM


You win your double secret probation geek points, Rick. You can collect them at the front office.

And Mike, Ben Franklin IS the devil!!!!

As for those of you who don'believe that Muddy Waters invented electricity, just go buy this CD, and you will be enlightened. If you have a soul, anyway.

Posted by Dean Esmay on December 13, 2003 at 1:09 PM


 



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