The famous and precocious Oliver Willis says I'm a whiner because I hate the way people use words like "liberal" and "socialist" and "commie" and "racist" and "fascist" and "nazi" and "neocon" as convenient epithets to hurl at their political opponents.
I must admit, Oliver has made me think. Indeed, I've decided to embrace Oliver's viewpoint. I should stop whining, and just embrace the name-calling!
So let me make it clear that I think Oliver Willis is a racist bigot who spews hatred toward faithful Christians and Jews, as well as middle class white voters and anybody else who doesn't accept his relativistic phlisophy. Indeed, like well-known racist Neo-Nazis everywhere, Oliver Willis seeks to destroy everyone who deviates from his quasi-religious and deeply fundamentalist views.
That, after all, is how people like Oliver always think.
Right?
That's rich. Willis calling someone else a whiner.
And cats. I really hate cats.
They hate you, too.
I like Oliver for one of the same reasons I like the President: The smirk.
Yours,
Wince
I'm promoting the Selfish Evil Deviated Prevert Godless Liberal Communist Jewish Homosexual Agenda of the Hegemony of the Dead White Male European Capitalist Fascist Racist Sexist Ablist Heightist Lookist Egoist Zionist Imperialist Oppressor.
And, oh, yes: Meow!
I laughed out loud and scared my brother and his girlfriend.
Oliver may be a name-caller, but he certainly has a sense of humor.
Thus, he can't be a Nazi. Nazis have no sense of humor. Everyone knows that.
Not only that: you think "between you and I" is correct. What more needs said?!?
I am impressed to learn that "elision" is a word. It means "the act or an instance of omitting something," in this context.
Great word. I love it!
Magicians creep me out. I think I might actually hate them.
Congratulations, Dean. You just can't say you've hit the big time til you've been called a whiner by ole "Like flypaper to stupid". ;]
Actually, I thought the best putdown there, Dean, was "precocious".