TV's Henry just hit his second full year of weblogging. Is that cool or what?

In the not too distant future
Next Sunday A.D.
There was a guy named Joel
Not too different from you or me.

He worked at Gizmonic Institute,
Just another face in red jump suit.
He did a good job cleaning up the place,
But his bosses didn't like him so they shot him into space!

We'll send him cheesy movies,
The worst we can find...(la! la! la!)
He'll have to sit and watch them all,
Then we'll monitor his mind...(la! la! la!)

Now keep in mind Joel can't control,
When the movies begin or end...(la! la! la!)
Because he used those special parts
To make his robot friends:

ROBOT ROLL CALL

Cambot (Pan Left!)
Gypsy (Hi Girls!)
Tom Servo (Hi Tall Guy!)
Crooooooow (I'm The Wisecracker!)

If you're wondering how he eats and breathes
And other science facts...(la! la! la!)
Then repeat to yourself "its just a show,
I should really just relax"

For Mystery Science Theater 3000.......