Boycott America (Rosemary)
Democrats Call for Boycott of American Products.
"If consumers continue to spend money and business owners continue to ramp up production," said DNC Chairman Terry McAuliffe, "then there's nothing to stop a second Bush term. And we all know how bad that would be for the economy. The only way to save this economy is to boycott American products and services so we can elect a Democrat to the White House."
HA! Don't give them any ideas...
God that is the stupidest thing I've ever heard. They want the economy bad so it'll convince more people to vote for them...but if they can convince enough Americans to boycott their own products so as to make a difference, couldn't they just defeat the middleman and convince those same Americans to vote for them? Basically they want the voters to take it upon themselves to create a scenerio that will convince themselves to vote democrat.
That is so incredibly, mind-bogglingly stupid, I can't even fathom it's level of insane stupidity.
Seriously. The democrats are doing a diservice to the country, nay, the world, by being so disgustingly moronic.
And also, I might add, showing that they'd do anything, even destroy the economy, just to get elected. In other words they have no principals. Who will want a democrat in office after reading this article?
Um, you.
(ka-ching!)
Sorry, man, people keep handing me these straight lines, and I just can't resist... Heh heh heh.
Dean,
That was funny. Especially when you dupe your readers. Gotcha dowingba! But, hey, I dare Americans to go out and buy an American-made television or DVD player.
Tim the Soldier
Hey, is my name Rosemary?
The sad part is that Scrappleface's satirical entry wasn't that far off from a serious post on the Daily Kotze.
Yeah, I covered it here - I thought it was ironically on topic.
Gotta wreck the economy so the Dems can win and fix the economy! Sounds like a plan. ;)
Heh. Funny satire, but interestingly, not too far from what some posters at the DU have been saying.
Lol, well we saw what levels the Dems sunk to in CA.
D'Oh! I saw your post, too, Rosemary, then promptly forgot about it. Oh well, at least it gave me an excuse to call it the Daily Kotze (German for "puke").