Another Dumb Joke
My friend Kyle recently told me this joke. Warning: it's a little vulgar.
A pirate walks into a bar. Oddly enough, he has a steering wheel sticking out of the front of his pants.
He waddles uncomfortably up to the bar and orders a beer. Everyone is kind of looking at him. The bartender serves him his beer, and says, "Excuse me sir, I can't help but ask. I notice you have a steering wheel stuck there in front of you. Isn't that kind of uncomfortable?"
The pirate says:
"Arrrh! It's drivin' me nuts!"
That should be "Yaarrr, it's drivin' me nuts!"
I've been telling this to anyone I can get to hold still for two years or more.
Just had to go an quickly inflict that upon everyone in my e mail address book...
Anyone know the address of Witsec?
Bwaa ha ha ha ha ha. Good joke to wake up to, thanks.
I've been telling this to anyone I can get to hold still for two years or more.
How do you get someone to hold still for two years or more?
i love that joke. nothin like waking up to a good, vulgar pirate joke. cheers :)
Dean, try this one...
A little boy dressed as a pirate captain goes, alone, up to a house door on Holloween.
He knocks.
"Trick or Treat!!" he hollers.
The door is opened by a grandmotherly woman who exclaims...
"My, my, what a cute little pirate! But, where are your buccaneers?"
"They're under my buccan hat ma'am!"