Everybody Run!
Aaaah! I just found out that Jeff Soyer is queer! And he's got guns! And [shudder] cats!!
The situation is obviously getting out of control. We need to put a stop to the gun-totin' cat-lovin' queers, before the phenomenon spreads. For the sake of humanity, and our children's future!
(He is now on my blogroll, strictly for the purposes of monitoring the ongoing crisis, and so that I may keep the rest of you alert to the threat.)
Yup! Jeffie is "a gay!"
Heh!
"Hey Marge, look at the name of this country! U-ARE-GAY!"
Queer? Gay? What happened? You mean we have stepped back a generation? I is runnin!
Eeek! Whoda thunk it. [Aside from Alphecca readers from the beginning, that is. *g*]
Queers with guns don't bother me at all, but cats are just wrong.
**Yawn** Hello! Where have you guys been? www.pinkpistols.com
Geez, get with the program, Dean. We all knew that already. But the cats have to go.
D'oh! It's HOMERSEXUAL, George!
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=homersexual
I have guns. I like cats.
Does that make me gay, then?
I like cats. I'm straight. Does that mean I can't keep my gun?
Yes, Nathan, you are gay. The only guy on the net gayer than you is Geoffrey Dog Snot.
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Great.
First it was "Cows with Guns."
Now it's "Queers with Guns."
I'm not sure if I want to see the shockwave animation for this one... Heh.
I imagine that would make a great pick-up line: wanna feel the barrel of my big .45? Yikes. :)
No, Casey, it's: Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?
Here's a clue - I favor the "Superman" carry, shoulder holster under a buttoned shirt.
Oh, you mean the guns are not for use on those, horrible, evil cats?
Well, I need to go defrost dinner. Ummm, roof rabbit!
Dammit, Adam, you have forced me to say it:
This shows that there are gays out there who like some pussy...
(running and ducking for cover)
do u like ----ing cows
im a freaking lezz bo who wants me
iwant u