Still More to Thank the Saudis For
The FBI says that Al Qaeda has acquired a number of blank Saudi passports. Oh, thank you so much, our good friends.
Although, in fairness, there's no proof the Sauds gave them to Al Qaeda on purpose. Al Qaeda also is known to have fraudulent Pakistani and Columbian passports. Still, why is it than whenever I read or hear something about Al Qaeda, it smells slightly of the House of Saud?
Personally, I dont think we have any "friends" in that neck of the woods.
Terrorists disguised as SAUDI citizens!?!?
Ingenious!! How will we ever defeat such criminal masterminds as these???
How about decoys; Dress a mannequin in a Levi’s and a "Stars and Stripes" baseball cap…stand clear!
"Praise AllaaaaaahBOOM!!!!!"
Bring it on Mohammed, I had a ham sandwich for lunch…
Hayes is so right! All you need do now is arrest/shoot on sight anyone of a swarthy appearance (particularly if he has a beard).
Perhaps if we all ate pork/ham more, the entire Muslim/terrorist population of the world would simply keel over and die at the sheer horror of it? Why didn't anyone think of this sooner?!
Ben,
Thanks for the opportunity to poke holes in the totalitarian fantasy construct you have created for your argument:
1. Almost all of the S11 hijackers were Saudi.
2. If the Feds don't look real hard at people traveling from mideastern countries, especially on SAUDI passports, they are not doing their job. (SAUDI passports, SAUDI hijackers; are you starting to see the pattern here?)
3. No one said anything about arresting or shooting anyone just because they have a swarthy appearance. That is simply a convoluted way of implying I am a fascist racist.
4. Terrorists are stupid. That’s why they deliver their explosives in person. Or maybe it’s the high pay... Regardless, their stupidity will help us catch em'.
Wait, I got it! Lack of pork makes you stupid! How could I have missed it before? Ben, get yourself a pound of bacon before its too late!
A (quite serious) question for Ben:
If a Saudi Arabian screamed, "Screw you Joe, you hot-dog eating baseball fan!" would you be as offended as Hayes' casual use of certain Arab cultural artifacts in his taunting of terrorist murderers?
I'm genuinely curious.
Funny, I don't think I used the word "Saudi" anywhere in my comment.
And Dean, yes I would, since I don't watch baseball or eat hotdogs.