Yes! My dreams of stardom are soon to be realized. While I may lack the poetic genius to write Goth poems and song lyrics, I can now be a famous Goth writer anyway, thanks to the Goth-O-Matic Poetry Generator. Here's my Opus #1:

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"Darkness Descends"

the night falls as if slain by the sun, entwined are we.
the understanding for which you lust
flares once, then dies,
devoured by the abyss.
all hope must surely perish.

your heart beats no more.
how could you not understand?
lost souls surround us, crying,
save us from ourselves.
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By the way, it's Andrea's birthday. Go wish her a happy one. She's finally hit 40, which means she's officially no longer cool. ;-)