Ben Kepple is a Festering Sore On My Buttocks
A loathsome entity named Ben Kepple has recently written some original, witty, and clever things on some engaging topics that are off the beaten path.
Were this a fair and just universe, this would never have happened. Because anyone who can write something like this or even this represents a challenge to my writing genius which would simply not be allowed by a just God. Clearly, Nietzche must have been right all along.
Watch your back, Kepple!