Michael Jackson was born and spent childhood as a relatively normal looking black male. Over the decades, he transmogrified into a relatively abnormal looking white female. So why shouldn't she go all the way and grow a nice set of hooters?
It's a free country, isn't it?

Arnold Harris
Mount Horeb WI

My eyes! My eyes! Dear God, my eyes!

So, Arnold, you're saying that he's shooting for Madonna, instead of Diana Ross? Heh.

No, Casey. I heard it from his (her?) own lips in in Baba Wawa's hatchet-job interview that he thinks he's the incarnation of Peter Pan. So, I guess he's shooting for Mary Martin (look her up on IMDB).

Arnold Harris
Mount Horeb WI

Mary Martin's boobs weren't NEARLY that big.

[cough] ahem....or so I'm told.

But God almighty did she ever have a great voice, on stage or screen! Everything from Cole Porter downward.

Gave birth to Larry Hagman, too, and raised him in Fort Worth. No Mary, no Larry; no Larry, no JR Ewing; no JR, no "Dallas".

Arnold Harris
Mount Horeb WI

Yes, indeed.

Don't forget "South Pacific."

That is just too sick. He might go for it. Actually, given everything else he's had done, it doesn't look too bad.

Arnold, I just had a vision! (ok, a nightmare)

Michael may be aiming for Martin, but he's landed dead on Joan Crawford. Will his next album be titled Mikey Dearest?

Casey,

I had better shut up. I read that Michael practices voodoo. If I rant at this him/her, his/her soul will hear the vibes, and the next album might be titled Arnie Dearest.

Arnold Harris
Mount Horeb WI