Get 'Em
The FBI is looking for five men who entered the country, illegally, on or around Christmas Eve, who they think may either be terrorists or may have information about potential terrorist attacks. To see their photos, and information on who to contact if you think you'e spotted one of these people, click here. To see the FBI press release, click here.
Maybe they are just a bunch of Arab wetbacks coming here to set up what I suppose might be the ten-thousandth Holyland Grocery Store and Lottery Ticket Emporium in Dearborn, Michigan. Or some other strictly monetary pursuit.
Or perhaps they are smuggling in a dirty bomb, one pocketload of parts at a time.
Tune in, same station. You'll know either way in less than a year.
You would think they would require every living soul who crosses one of our borders to show a passport with visa, or a US driver's license, and, as an added touch, be able to rattle off the names of all the Heisman Trophy winners over the past 10 years. Just to make sure they aren't enemies.
Arnold Harris
Mount Horeb WI
...be able to rattle off the names of all the Heisman Trophy winners over the past 10 years.
Uh-oh. I'm in trouble...