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December 17, 2002

Man Sexually Assaults Pumpkin

The quintessential "bizarre link" for me has always been the story of the man who raped a pumpkin. That one turns out not to be quite true (pity), but these are nearly as strange and/or amusing...

The Michael Jackson Baby Drop Game, via Eugene Volokh

Man Rapes Nativity Sheep, via Tim Blair

The Truth Behind The Bin Laden Tape, via Glenn Reynolds

And don't miss Santas Blog, via Andrea Harris

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It not true because apparantly the sex was consensual. That pumpkin was asking for it, with its come hither stem.

I heard that the real disturbing part was that it was anal sex....

Posted by Rosemary Esmay on December 17, 2002 at 6:23 PM


And then there's the urban legend about the fellow who was brought into the emergency room to have a gerbil removed from his rectum.

Here's a list of other such, uh, items... including a "bottle of Mrs. Butterworth's syrup, an ax handle, a nine-inch zucchini..."

Posted by Paul Burgess on December 18, 2002 at 11:45 AM


More straight dope on gerbil stuffing

Posted by Paul Fallon on December 18, 2002 at 12:47 PM


how can someone sexually assult a pumpkin?

Posted by fgh on September 22, 2003 at 4:11 AM


 



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