Man Sexually Assaults Pumpkin
The quintessential "bizarre link" for me has always been the story of the man who raped a pumpkin. That one turns out not to be quite true (pity), but these are nearly as strange and/or amusing...
The Michael Jackson Baby Drop Game, via Eugene Volokh
Man Rapes Nativity Sheep, via Tim Blair
The Truth Behind The Bin Laden Tape, via Glenn Reynolds
And don't miss Santas Blog, via Andrea Harris
It not true because apparantly the sex was consensual. That pumpkin was asking for it, with its come hither stem.
I heard that the real disturbing part was that it was anal sex....
And then there's the urban legend about the fellow who was brought into the emergency room to have a gerbil removed from his rectum.
Here's a list of other such, uh, items... including a "bottle of Mrs. Butterworth's syrup, an ax handle, a nine-inch zucchini..."
More straight dope on gerbil stuffing
how can someone sexually assult a pumpkin?