Let The Word Go Forth
In his typically understated style, Federal Reserve Chair Alan Greenspan has relieved any fears that going to war with Iraq would put the economy into the crapper:
“ I would be very doubtful if the impact on the economy is more than modest ”.
Then with a wave of his hand he ascended back to his palace on the moon, and the stock market went up ten thousand points.
He went back to his palace on the moon to consult with the inventor of the environment and first emperor of the moon .
Ara, good to see you got your sense of humor back!
Dean:
You forgot to describe how he ascended:
And laying his finger aside of his nose,
And giving a nod, up the chimney he rose;
Paul:
Sorry for getting your name wrong. It's probably best to read a blog before commenting. Now I know, and knowing is half the battle.
Given how little we hear from Greenspan and the effects of his words, perhaps "Fortress of Solitude" would be a more apt name for his lair.