Okay, no matter what your political orientation, ya gotta admit it, this Susan and Dave Konig article on P.C. Halloween costumes is funny. I've gotten really tired of PC jokes, but these still worked for me. %-) This one really got me:

The Elder Statesmen (formerly "Scary Mummies"): Long forgotten ancient mummies rise from their dark lairs to raise evil spirits (and property taxes, income taxes, sales taxes, capital gains taxes....). Now available in Minnesota and New Jersey.

While I'm at it I might as well note that this old Jonah Goldberg piece is pretty good too.