Drunk Nate Silver

I’m sorry, but if you don’t think this is funny, you are just too butthurt to realize the sun really still will come up tomorrow. Believe in your country, laugh at your follies as well as the follies of your foes, love your children and your neighbors, and get on with your life, which is in the end much too short to indulge yourself in needless pain caused by not always getting your way. Live to fight another day, and remember always: we’re only human.

Captain of our fairy band,
Helena is here at hand,
And the youth, mistook by me,
Pleading for a lover’s fee.
Shall we their fond pageant see?
Lord, what fools these mortals be!

Drunk Nate Silver predicted I would quote that back in May, by the way, but for some odd reason he was off on the iambic pentameter.