That’s Hot
Well, I thought Zod had my vote sewn up, but now I’m having second thoughts.
Paris riffs on herself and McCain, and actually manages to sound pretty articulate in talking about energy policy, which makes me wonder. I’m sure someone wrote this script for her, but I’ve known some professionally pretty women, and they all spend some amount of time doing their “I’m just a silly girl” act. Maybe all the Paris Hilton jokes are on us – like Madonna, she’s made a lot of money with the image she’s cultivated (and the lithe little libertine seems to have a lot of fun doing it). And she did, after all, pioneer the first really successful viral video.
But maybe that’s all just my weakness for slender blondes talking. Anyways, Ace scores it McCain the winner, Paris in second, Barack the loser. That sounds about right. Glenn has the best line regarding all this: Well, unlike Obama she’s worked in the private sector for years . . . .
And hey, Paris, if you’re reading, I was once rated a 9.9 on HotOrNot and, like, if you need someone to fill the Rielle Hunter “campaign video producer” position, I’m totally there.
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If I ever get to meet Paris in person, it’ll go like this:
"Hey, Paris, you are one fine lookin’ mama –what’s the last book you’ve read?"
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The last book she read appears to have been the world beach tanning guide.
CosmicConservative’s last blog post..Angry liberals?
Now, now… we knows you don’t have to read fancy word books or do lots of reserch onm teh internets to be Prezident.
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